OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Nasty_Magician]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hows the range tho ?

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

I was watching The Masked Surgeon last night (on Fox!) and at first a patient was really upset that his gall bladder surgery was botched - but when the surgeon took off his mask revealing himself to be Hollywood's Luke Wilson the patient and the crowd really got excited.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Technically she was right when she said she wont do that again


^good trump voter allegory too lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Bitch murder hornet shoulda been the one prayin

 

[forty_three]

It has sucked not being able to go to Ray's.

 

[Judge Fudge]

 

[Comeds]

My wife and I got in a big argument this morning but she must be over it. She just texted me that if I'm still up when she gets home she's going to defenestrate me. Not sure what that means but it sounds hot! Maybe it means she's bringing her hot coworker Robin* home! Fingers crossed!




*coincidentally what our argument was about

 

[dash]

My wife and I got in a big argument this morning but she must be over it. She just texted me that if I'm still up when she gets home she's going to defenestrate me. Not sure what that means but it sounds hot! Maybe it means she's bringing her hot coworker Robin* home! Fingers crossed!




*coincidentally what our argument was about

Hoping for Robin and not Jenkins.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[mattola]

Technically she was right when she said she wont do that again


^good trump voter allegory too lol

i am sure the alligator just thought she was a burglar in his pond... that's how it works in Murica right?

 

[mattola]

this guy is pretty funny

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

^

Seals rocking the club instead of being rocked by a club

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Comeds just dm’d me a link to a Seals/Heidi Klum sex tape

 

[thedddd]

Little Richard, Founding Father of Rock Who Broke Musical Barriers, Dead at 87

First Roy Horn and now Little Richard. Geez all the flamboyant entertainers of our childhood are dropping like flies!

 

[puckhead]

Seems like a dick move

 

[thedddd]

Seems like a dick move

That's the Matt Cooke of Orca's.

 

[puckhead]

I'm guessing the next "dad, can I borrow the car" conversation will go a little differently