OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Seen it about 6 times now so ... “from full house ... to the big house”

SHAME ON YOU AUNT BECKY!!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hehe

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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Bake him away, toys!

 

[elocomotive]

Man... I remember the days when I had long flowing hair like that.

 

[elocomotive]

2 more days until the best day of the year.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Prosecutors said that on a call with one parent, Singer summed up his business thusly: "What we do is help the wealthiest families in the U.S. get their kids into school … my families want a guarantee."

How is this a crime, but having a wealthy and/or alumni relative getting someone in to a prestigious school is perfectly fine?

 

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[forty_three]

How is this a crime, but having a wealthy and/or alumni relative getting someone in to a prestigious school is perfectly fine?

Because they are manipulating and introducing fraud to the process instead of simply bribing.

Faking athletic performance for scholarships and paying people to take tests on their kids' behalf to get them scholarships that way also.

 

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Way to go, Dave.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Way to go, Dave.

he was so instrumental in getting ubc football back and running but it wasnt good enough for his kids

 

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he was so instrumental in getting ubc football back and running but it wasnt good enough for his kids

Harvard_Oiler likes this.

 

[forty_three]

Meanwhile, in England:
'Tinder for Cows' Is Now a Thing, and British Farmers Are Using it to Breed Cattle

 

[naslundfan19]

Meanwhile, in England:
'Tinder for Cows' Is Now a Thing, and British Farmers Are Using it to Breed Cattle

Would farmers moooove their cows if they swiped right?

I know,

 

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Would farmers moooove their cows if they swiped right?

I know,

In order to moooove their cows, they don't have uber, they have udder.

 

[elocomotive]

In order to moooove their cows, they don't have uber, they have udder.

You milked that for all it was worth.

 

[Comeds]

Meanwhile, in England:
'Tinder for Cows' Is Now a Thing, and British Farmers Are Using it to Breed Cattle

After reading the first part of that, I was then very relieved to read the second.

 

[dare2be]

You milked that for all it was worth.

I found it udderly bovine.

 

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I found it udderly bovine.

Good one, dairy2be.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Good one, dairy2be.

Nah ... was a mootolla