OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

I’m still waiting for the killer bees to kill us all.

How come we don't hear as much about the Bermuda Triangle like we used to?

 

[elocomotive]

How come we don't hear as much about the Bermuda Triangle like we used to?

Three words...

G
P
S.

 

[dash]

I’m still waiting for the killer bees to kill us all.

Or the dogs with killer bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

 

[dare2be]

I thought it was Bigfoot that shot killer bees out of his mouth

 

[forty_three]

Weird how no more bigfoot or UFO sightings since everyone got cameras in their pocket.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I thought it was Bigfoot that shot killer bees out of his mouth

Close ... its Oprah

 

[thedddd]

Weird how no more bigfoot or UFO sightings since everyone got cameras in their pocket.

Except for the people with phones that are 15 years old and the pictures are still grainy.

 

[naslundfan19]

I thought it was Bigfoot that shot killer bees out of his mouth

And sits on top of cars with headphones and plays with sock puppets while wearing underwear on his head.

 

[Zoop]

I’m starting to think that the Kings won’t make the playoffs.

 

[Comeds]

Sex robots could be transformed into killers by hackers, security expert warns

 

[puckhead]

Sex robots could be transformed into killers by hackers, security expert warns

He died doing what he loved...

 

[elocomotive]

Sex robots could be transformed into killers by hackers, security expert warns

Maybe just order the sex robot without the welding device option.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Maybe just order the sex robot without the welding device option.

Well sure if you're into that vanilla shit.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Judge Fudge]

Down 5-0 vs Kitimat in a divisional game.

Final shot in the 5th and and game( time limit)

I'm laying 1 and want more. I missed my 1st shot by leaving the blue in play(I'm yellow).

I decided to throw a quadra street, all the strength you can muster and no sweeping because they can't keep up, on one of mine to fall back on theirs and I would have tied the game.

It would have happen if the guard I hit didn't roll out

Kitimat wins 5-4

 

[sbb122]

Hahahaha

 

[dash]

Hahahaha

Was it non-fat paint?

 

[sbb122]

Was it non-fat paint?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Guess they figured the Irish team would appreciate a drunk cop for an escort lol