OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

Wuuuuuuuuuuut ?

 

[thedddd]

Wuuuuuuuuuuut ?

If that was west virginia it would have been value meal #8.

 

[forty_three]

Wuuuuuuuuuuut ?

I especially enjoyed the part where he cussed and freaked out (but didn't call the police OR health department) and then ended with "God is Love'.

So, who is the biggest piece of shit in that clip? Homeless dude with raccoon? Homeless guy who took raccoon outside and then sat down and continued eating? The employees who stood at the door and made no attempt to clean up? Or the cameraman who was so over the top that even Kevin Hart would say "tone it down"?

 

[elocomotive]

I especially enjoyed the part where he cussed and freaked out (but didn't call the police OR health department) and then ended with "God is Love'.

So, who is the biggest piece of shit in that clip? Homeless dude with raccoon? Homeless guy who took raccoon outside and then sat down and continued eating? The employees who stood at the door and made no attempt to clean up? Or the cameraman who was so over the top that even Kevin Hart would say "tone it down"?

Those are good points.

But I'd still like to cast my vote for the man who brought a bleeding dead animal carcass into a restaurant.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

into a restaurant.

I do not see a restaurant in this video. Please explain.

 

[forty_three]

I do not see a restaurant in this video. Please explain.

If you pay close attention, the narrator points it out.

DIS MU-FUCKER BROUGH A DEAD ASS RACOON INTA DA MAC DONALDS AN HE AIN'T EVEN WASH HIS MUVVFUCKIN HANDS



*god is love

 

[elocomotive]

Raccoons...

 

[sbb122]

Wuuuuuuuuuuut ?

Wait, McDonalds now has homeless people delivering the McRib meat???

 

[elocomotive]

Whenever people post wedding pictures on Facebook, I'm always tempted to comment:
"Be careful! The person most statistically likely to murder you is standing RIGHT NEXT TO YOU in this picture!!!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Whenever people post wedding pictures on Facebook, I'm always tempted to comment:
"Be careful! The person most statistically likely to murder you is standing RIGHT NEXT TO YOU in this picture!!!"

next time try ... "looks like that pre-wedding crash diet didnt work out for you"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hey speaking of the facebooks... i cant recall if i posted this on here already ... but ... i was going through the photos on my phone and purging a bunch of my dick pics (tmi) ...and i came across this facebook gem posted by the dumbest twat i went to high school with

I wanna say it was a couple days after the horrific Vegas concert shooting

Paraphrasing:
“Hey what a tragedy .... heres a picture of my salad”

 

[Comeds]

Whenever people post wedding pictures on Facebook, I'm always tempted to comment:
"Be careful! The person most statistically likely to murder you is standing RIGHT NEXT TO YOU in this picture!!!"

Also being married increases your chance of Lupus by 60% and science does not know why.

 

[elocomotive]

Hey speaking of the facebooks... i cant recall if i posted this on here already ... but ... i was going through the photos on my phone and purging a bunch of my dick pics (tmi) ...and i came across this facebook gem posted by the dumbest twat i went to high school with

I wanna say it was a couple days after the horrific Vegas concert shooting

Paraphrasing:
“Hey what a tragedy .... heres a picture of my salad”

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

Hey speaking of the facebooks... i cant recall if i posted this on here already ... but ... i was going through the photos on my phone and purging a bunch of my dick pics (tmi) ...and i came across this facebook gem posted by the dumbest twat i went to high school with

I wanna say it was a couple days after the horrific Vegas concert shooting

Paraphrasing:
“Hey what a tragedy .... heres a picture of my salad”

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Is that a jar of marmite in the background?

Summary execution.

 

[forty_three]

Is that a jar of marmite in the background?

Summary execution.

Let's not be hasty here. It's not like she put pineapple on pizza

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Let's not be hasty here. It's not like she put pineapple on pizza

Pizza freedom is a guaranteed human right. Untouchable. Even if one is not a fan of pineapple on pizza they may still enjoy pineapple or pizza separately.

Marmite is an abomination of a substance period and was the primary cause of the erosion of the British Empire. You would all be using the letter 'u' in words like humour and universe if the Brits hadn't been so foolish to unleash such a product on their subjects.

 

[dare2be]

Pizza freedom is a guaranteed human right. Untouchable. Even if one is not a fan of pineapple on pizza they may still enjoy pineapple or pizza separately.

Marmite is an abomination of a substance period and was the primary cause of the erosion of the British Empire. You would all be using the letter 'u' in words like humour and universe if the Brits hadn't been so foolish to unleash such a product on their subjects.

At least it wasn't Vegemite, amirite?

 

[thedddd]

Florida police run over couple lying in the road to watch lunar eclipse

....Florida.......

 

[elocomotive]

Florida police run over couple lying in the road to watch lunar eclipse

....Florida.......

The officer was placed on leave pending an investigation.

The couple should be placed on leave at their jobs as well until it can be determined if they have brains (laying down in the road) or reflexes/hearing (24 year olds who can't see avoid a car moving 5mph).

 

[dash]

The couple should be placed on leave at their jobs as well until it can be determined if they have brains (laying down in the road) or reflexes/hearing (24 year olds who can't see avoid a car moving 5mph).