OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

Too many Moose(heads) I reckon...

 

[dash]

Florida (sigh)

5 dead after shooting inside Florida bank, suspect now in custody

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

I'm still searching for my glowing thing...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Do your utmost to avoid accidents on the Mass Pike.

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Apparent Road Rage Incident on Mass. Pike

 

[thedddd]

Florida Taco Bell evacuated over hand grenade in back of fisherman's car

Florida....Too many questions on why you drive around with it, go to Taco Bell and then call.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Or a tunnel. A tunnel would work too.

 

[Comeds]

Or a tunnel. A tunnel would work too.

That would be a long way to drive though. Motorhome (RV) on a ferry would be nice and relaxing, like a vacation.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Im always here to help and id suggest he find a huge container and ship his rv while trying to make his way on the cargo ship as a pasenger. Sure it will be a spartan style trip and he might get knifed by the transient crew but hey ... cheap ferry!

(In super dave voice - rip)
“Ahhhh this is the life ... what a journey ... oh noooooooo”

 

[Comeds]

Hey remember on the old ESPN boards there was a user named Steve something who was so 'nice' that even too dark of humour bothered him and then it was discovered he was dating another board member and having phone sex with a 15 (ish) year old other board member.

Good times.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

got this press release in my email this morn ... just amuses me lol they planted their first dope and the stock went up 10% ... and they hired a master grower with 17 years experience

VANCOUVER, British Columbia, January 29th, 2019: Geyser Brands Inc. (TSX-V:
GYSR) (the “Company”) announces that the Company has planted it first crop under
Heath Canada’s license to cultivate. (the “License”)
The Company has planted the two first two test crops required under the License. The
first crop is expected to mature by the end of March and will likely be resold to another
Licensed Producer. This will be the Company’s first of several anticipated revenue
streams. The Company plans to concentrate on strains that are high in CBD for
deployment in the medicinal market.
The Company introduces Master Grower Trevor McLean, who will oversee growing
operations. Trevor’s resume includes overseeing grows such as Canopy Growth’s BC
division. Trevor was responsible for running the post-harvest department, with 100,000
plants to harvest. Trevor is a Master Grower, in the Fraser Valley, with over 17 years
experience. Geyser’s grow facility is located in Port Coquitlam which is the closest
facility to Vancouver.

 

[forty_three]

Hey remember on the old ESPN boards there was a user named Steve something who was so 'nice' that even too dark of humour bothered him and then it was discovered he was dating another board member and having phone sex with a 15 (ish) year old other board member.

Good times.

"ish"

She was 16.


And it was over email too.





So I hear...

 

[dash]

Hey remember on the old ESPN boards there was a user named Steve something who was so 'nice' that even too dark of humour bothered him and then it was discovered he was dating another board member and having phone sex with a 15 (ish) year old other board member.

Good times.

That wasn't the same guy who I e-mailed because I was getting banned all the time (I think the company was Prospero who took over monitoring of the ESPN boards) was it?

 

[forty_three]

That wasn't the same guy who I e-mailed because I was getting banned all the time (I think the company was Prospero who took over monitoring of the ESPN boards) was it?

No. The guy comeds is talking about had no affiliation with ESPN.

 

[dash]

No. The guy comeds is talking about had no affiliation with ESPN.

Thanks for confirming, 43. Those were good times, I was changing my username more often than I changed my underwear.

/dash2dahills (Iron Maiden reference, that was my favourite lol)

 

[forty_three]

Thanks for confirming, 43. Those were good times, I was changing my username more often than I changed my underwear.

/dash2dahills (Iron Maiden reference, that was my favourite lol)

I may or may not have changed my username regularly at that time too.


Interestingly enough, the guy comeds is talking about is probably why I kept getting banned. He no likey me much.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Don't you yankees carry guns to take out people like this?

https://jalopnik.com/angry-trucker-runs-an-ambulance-off-the-road-battles-c-1832336747

 

[dash]

Don't you yankees carry guns to take out people like this?

https://jalopnik.com/angry-trucker-runs-an-ambulance-off-the-road-battles-c-1832336747

Don't blame the truckers, Skynet is taking over.

 

[dash]

Oops...

Man uses blow torch to thaw frozen pipes, sets home on fire