OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[elocomotive]

I pretty much like all the Caps but one. There's a second I don't like all that much (Oshie) but that's mainly because he destroys my team all the time. I can still respect him as a player despite his incredibly punchable face.

What do you have against Matt Niskanen? Seems like a nice guy to me.

 

[thedddd]

I pretty much like all the Caps but one. There's a second I don't like all that much (Oshie) but that's mainly because he destroys my team all the time. I can still respect him as a player despite his incredibly punchable face.

Don't forget Brooks Orpik not a likable player.

 

[elocomotive]

Don't forget Brooks Orpik not a likable player.

We owe a lot of thanks to the Pens for our Cup. We lacked defensive depth for years and the Pens were like "here, take our only good defensive players."

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

How small does your dick have to be to do this?

 

[dare2be]

We haven't stopped at giving away our best players...now we take other teams' worst players.

 

[dash]

How small does your dick have to be to do this?

 

[thedddd]

How small does your dick have to be to do this?

After they parked their trucks they starting yelling at the Telsa driver get out of our country you "f@gg0t" and then all went behind the bushes and circle jerked each other with their tweazers.


Seriously that is pathetic. Would love to see a few Tesla drivers block one of those trucks from getting to the gas pump.

 

[elocomotive]

How small does your dick have to be to do this?

I can think of a trend called "SUGAR-ing" that would be an appropriate response.

For the record, people being dicks just means more money for lawyers to solve the problem. So if you dislike lawyers, don't do this shit.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Seriously that is pathetic. Would love to see a few Tesla drivers block one of those trucks from getting to the gas pump.

WELL SHE GOT THE LAST LAUGH!!!

https://www.carscoops.com/2018/12/woman-hilariously-tries-fill-tesla-model-s-gas/

 

[forty_three]

Don't forget Brooks Orpik not a likable player.

Brooks Orpik deosn't really cross my mind much.

How small does your dick have to be to do this?

Those tires are several hundred each and knives are relatively cheap.

Wouldn't it be awesome if that was like a thousand dollar fine?

We haven't stopped at giving away our best players...now we take other teams' worst players.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oscar worthy tweet!

 

[thedddd]

We haven't stopped at giving away our best players...now we take other teams' worst players.

I can see it now. The Penguins acquire Dion Phaneuf for the playoff run and then pair him with Jack Johnson.

 

[elocomotive]

Louisville news fail while reporting on police officer funeral. See if you can spot the mistake...

 

[forty_three]

send help

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Thanks for going through all that trouble, but I can get over cooked bacon and runny eggs where I live. I am going to go out and get food I can't normally get.

 

[forty_three]

I have started an argument by being told that there are clean towels in the closet.

I walked in, started toward the bathroom and was told that if I needed new towels the were in the closet (after 28 years, I FINALLY KNOW WHERE THE TOWELS ARE!), and the other one started bitching that the towels were not placed there so I wouldn't have to find them myself.



I only had to pee.

 

[forty_three]

My latest transgression is wanting to visit my favorite pizza joint for lunch. This has apparently ruined all future meal plans and will force them to "eat leftovers" for dinner because they were just going to order pizza for dinner.

Must be one of them new laws on books in Maryland that I was unaware of. When one person in a family eats pizza in a given day, NO ONE else in said family is allowed to eat any kind of new food that day, only leftovers. And there must be some massive penalties if one person in a family eats pizza and another eats pizza that same day. Like death penalty or something.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dare2be]

My latest transgression is wanting to visit my favorite pizza joint for lunch. This has apparently ruined all future meal plans and will force them to "eat leftovers" for dinner because they were just going to order pizza for dinner.

Must be one of them new laws on books in Maryland that I was unaware of. When one person in a family eats pizza in a given day, NO ONE else in said family is allowed to eat any kind of new food that day, only leftovers. And there must be some massive penalties if one person in a family eats pizza and another eats pizza that same day. Like death penalty or something.

I should have kept a log of the 3-day stint at my in-laws. We could trade yarns all week long.