batchaps4me
Trolley conductor in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.
One time we had a tournament and we all drew numbers and got teams ranked between like 10-22... and I got stuck with Cal who was without a doubt the worst ranked team in the game that year. What you are talking about sounds awful too.
Let's just say that it was almost as fun as having a prostrate exam by Captain Hook. Now when the others were playing, it was funny as hell.