My first thread ever, the Bruins dominate and Brock loves hockey

[Brocktagon]

Client: "What are you wearing?"

BigD: "A Dodgers hat"

Client: "And"

BigD: "A smile"

Client: "Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh...oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhhhhhh"

BigD: "Will that be credit or debit, sir?"

 

[Brocktagon]

My boss said he was gonna work from home today. I just saw his dumbass. If he comes over here & starts bugging me, I'm gonna "have PMS & feel sick" and go home.

i'm in MA, my boss is in MN

 

[moxie]

i'm in MA, my boss is in MN

 

[moxie]

Top 25 Under 25:

1. Mike Trout
2. Bryce Harper
3. Jose Fernandez
4. Yasiel Puig
5. Mike Stanton
6. Manny Machado
7. Chris Sale
8. Freddie Freeman
9. Madison Bumgarner
10. Xander Bogaerts
11. Jason Heyward
12. Shelby Miller
13. Eric Hosmer
14. Matt Moore
15. Jean Segura
16. Gerrit Cole
17. Jurickson Profar
18. Wil Myers
19. Christian Yelich
20. Zack Wheeler
21. Brett Lawrie
22. Taijuan Walker
23. Julio Teheran
24. Nolan Arenado
25. Patrick Corbin

Aka, Giancarlo... Happy birthday, today!

 

[CaptO]

Top 25 Under 25:

1. Mike Trout
2. Bryce Harper
3. Jose Fernandez
4. Yasiel Puig
5. Mike Stanton
6. Manny Machado
7. Chris Sale
8. Freddie Freeman
9. Madison Bumgarner
10. Xander Bogaerts
11. Jason Heyward
12. Shelby Miller
13. Eric Hosmer
14. Matt Moore
15. Jean Segura
16. Gerrit Cole
17. Jurickson Profar
18. Wil Myers
19. Christian Yelich
20. Zack Wheeler
21. Brett Lawrie
22. Taijuan Walker
23. Julio Teheran
24. Nolan Arenado
25. Patrick Corbin

What.......no Indians??

 

[CaptO]

i'm in MA, my boss is in MN

Im in OH my boss in NY

 

[moxie]

Im in OH my boss in NY

This asshat is 43 steps away from me. Yes, I counted for ya jerks.
And that's SHORT GIRL STEPS! So it's probably like 25 real steps

 

[CaptO]

This asshat is 43 steps away from me. Yes, I counted for ya jerks.
And that's SHORT GIRL STEPS! So it's probably like 25 real steps

LMAO!

 

[Brocktagon]

one more great movie added to the list!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmtQXUXez8]ROBOCOP - Official Trailer (2014) [HQ] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Brocktagon]

This asshat is 43 steps away from me. Yes, I counted for ya jerks.
And that's SHORT GIRL STEPS! So it's probably like 25 real steps

nothing wrong with short girls

 

[Brocktagon]

LMAO!

i'm laughing too because it's been 6 years since I've been in the same building with my boss

 

[CaptO]

i'm laughing too because it's been 6 years since I've been in the same building with my boss

Heh heh Ive never even met mine!

 

[BigDDude]

It's not unknown for rock musicians to have studied classical music.

A co-tenant friend of mine who is the most avid Beatles fan I've ever met assures me that John
Lennon loves the music of my favorite composer Johannes Brahms.

And, in relationship to this, if you love the guitar, I hope you have found and heard Yngwie Malmsteen.

AWESOME!!!!!!!!

 

[moxie]

nothing wrong with short girls

In my head, I actually think I'm like 5'7" (maybe it's the shoes), I forget that I'm 5'3". And truthfully, 5'3" is probably being a bit generous

i'm laughing too because it's been 6 years since I've been in the same building with my boss

I hate you both. He wants me to come in over the weekend. I'll do it, but I won't tell him what day just to keep him guessing (and to be a pain). It's stupid though. I've already told him that if I come in on the weekends, he's not allowed to talk to me so it shouldn't matter which day I come in.

 

[BigDDude]

LMAO!

The short part is not the funny. The making fun of yourself part is though.

 

[BigDDude]

i'm laughing too because it's been 6 years since I've been in the same building with my boss

 

[BigDDude]

Heh heh Ive never even met mine!

X two!!!

 

[Brocktagon]

In my head, I actually think I'm like 5'7" (maybe it's the shoes), I forget that I'm 5'3". And truthfully, 5'3" is probably being a bit generous




I hate you both. He wants me to come in over the weekend. I'll do it, but I won't tell him what day just to keep him guessing (and to be a pain). It's stupid though. I've already told him that if I come in on the weekends, he's not allowed to talk to me so it shouldn't matter which day I come in.

5'2 or 3" is perfect

and, why are you doing your best to avoid him? does he suck that bad?

 

[CaptO]

The short part is not the funny. The making fun of yourself part is though.

Thats what I was laughing about. Got to be able to poke fun at yourself or youre in deep shit

 

[Brocktagon]

"bigDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! get your good-for-nothing ass over here right now!"