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Series Thread: M's vs Cubs: April 10th - 12th

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Yeah so..hernandez..is dh.
Hummel..give him a it more
Time .and.la stella .
They will get thoughts guys right ..
 

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Robbie Ray..had a bad year
Last..but he still .had..212
Strike outs..
 

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I asked chatgpt to write a poem about ulmax's poetry. here's what it came up with:

ulmax, the Mariners' poetic muse,
His words of fandom never confuse,
Images and verses he always infuse,
To celebrate the team he'll never refuse.
 

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Ulmax's words make my head ache
They never fail to bore
The only action I could take
Was to put him on ignore.
 

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These are nothing compared to France's first AB where the ball literally traveled over the opposite side batters box line for a called strike.
 

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They showed a stat in the first inning; Mariners are batting .250 with runners in scoring position for the series while the Cubs were just under .500. That may have something to do with something...
 

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A few nice points to take from this one:

1. Being able to crack Stroman's ERA.
2. Seeing someone else give up an early lead for a change.
3. Kelenic's dinger...482 ft?!
 

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Sweep averted

5-2 final
 

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It's great that Kelenic is waking up.

Would prefer the half of the pitching staff still sleeping and the guys still hitting sub .200 would also get up from their naps, but maybe that's asking too much.
 

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Just got home and ffd to the last couple innings on my dvr. That kelenic homer hit the spot. Wow.
 

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yeah..both trammel and kelenic..spent the offseason..at.
Hitters..top gun..
Basicly..Jedi..said..they were..
Both..on track..if..kelinec.
Is doing..well .
Trammel probly will be as well...
Will..he need..to..
Do..some re..hab..
Probly...
And a few.weeks..to get..
Him back on track..
Well...yeah..
 

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I asked chatgpt to write a poem about ulmax's poetry. here's what it came up with:

ulmax, the Mariners' poetic muse,
His words of fandom never confuse,
Images and verses he always infuse,
To celebrate the team he'll never refuse.
Offering...hope..and solutions...
Why..do..otherwise..
 

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Hernandez..
Crawford..
Pollock.

Cal Raleigh...is .whooping..
Ya..on batting ave.
He is a catcher ..
But his..grama..may whoop ya...as well....
Lololol..
 

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If kelenic..got..right..at.hitting
School...
Then...those..things..he.learned..are.the..things..
The mariners...program..
Is missing...
So..Jedi..has to take..
Notice...of those...things..
And integrate...them..
 
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