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And if frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butts hopping.

I'm starting to believe that you and maybe some of the other posters who can't handle the idea of women playing football are just scared at the idea that there might actually be women out there who could come to your moms house, pull you out of the basement and whip your ass. Or maybe you just have small hapenis?
 

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Do all of you honestly believe that throughout this planets entire population and throughout it's entire history that there hasn't been, or wont be, or that there isn't right now, a woman athletic enough to play in the NFL?

Are we talking about the same league here? The NFL. Not the underwear league. The N.......F.......L. Have you ever seen it? You would have to be borderline retarded NOT to believe that.
 

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I'm starting to believe that you and maybe some of the other posters who can't handle the idea of women playing football are just scared at the idea that there might actually be women out there who could come to your moms house, pull you out of the basement and whip your ass. Or maybe you just have small hapenis?

The WORLD RECORD for a made field goal in a game for a female: 43 yards. That doesn't even address the idea of the broad who made that kick trying to tackle Devin Hester (much less trying to catch him).

Does anyone know what that gal's 40 time was? 7 seconds?

Come back to the real world buddy! You seem like a nice guy, and we could use you here on planet earth.
 

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The WORLD RECORD for a made field goal in a game for a female: 43 yards. That doesn't even address the idea of the broad who made that kick trying to tackle Devin Hester (much less trying to catch him).

Does anyone know what that gal's 40 time was? 7 seconds?

Come back to the real world buddy! You seem like a nice guy, and we could use you here on planet earth.

How long have women even had a chance to compete? How many chances do you think they have had to kick a field goal? Now how many men do you think have had a chance? You really are sounding more dumb by the second. It's simple math and a matter of time.
 

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If there is a woman talented enough to play in the NFL then yes I think they should allowed in. Do all of you honestly believe that throughout this planets entire population and throughout it's entire history that there hasn't been, or wont be, or that there isn't right now, a woman athletic enough to play in the NFL?

Apparently there is not a women with a combination of the talent and desire to play in the NFL. Who is this woman that you believe in the past or present was/is capable of playing in the NFL?

What's your take on Silberman? Should the girl who averaged 19 yards per kick on kickoffs and has reportedly never played football before be taken seriously?

What about the NBA? Should women be allowed to play in the NBA?
 

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Apparently there is not a women with a combination of the talent and desire to play in the NFL. Who is this woman that you believe in the past or present was/is capable of playing in the NFL?

How long have they had the opportunity?
 

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How long have women even had a chance to compete? How many chances do you think they have had to kick a field goal? Now how many men do you think have had a chance? You really are sounding more dumb by the second. It's simple math and a matter of time.

Actually, it's physiology. It has nothing to do with math.

Unless you subscribe to the 1000 monkeys+1000 typewriters=Shakespeare theories.

What does it have to do with how long women have been playing? Does the NFL have a no women allowed policy? Did they used to? Can you provide documentation to support this no women policy?

How many females have played major college football? How many law suits have their been for gender-based discrimination because of the exclusion of women from college football?

How about we ask the same questions about high school?

Do you really believe that if a woman kicked a FG in the 50s that she could have made a 55 yard attempt?
 

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How long have they had the opportunity?

Does it matter? We're talking about today. Not 1975. Do you think that in a business that is 100% about winning and losing a team would not bring in a woman for 2013 if they thought it improved their on-field product?

How many women have sued the NFL for gender discrimination?
 

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How long have women even had a chance to compete? How many chances do you think they have had to kick a field goal? Now how many men do you think have had a chance? You really are sounding more dumb by the second. It's simple math and a matter of time.

You're right. We haven't given hampsters a chance to compete either. One of these days, we're gonna see the Lebron James of Hampsters come up and set the NFL on fire with its kickoff returns.

You need to stop trying to make sense out of anything in life at all if you can't freeking see this. .9999995245714286% of MEN aren't even capable of playing in the NFL.

Women have been competing in track & field for decades now. The fastest woman who ever lived was Florence Griffith-Joyner, and she would have ran about a 4.5 - 4.6 in the 40 yard dash. She weighed like 130 pounds! There men in the NL who run that fast and are double her weight. She would literally die on the football field if she tried to compete with these behemoths.

Just stop while you're MILES behind.
 

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And this "how long have they had the opportunity" is absolute bullshit. You wanted to connect it to race earlier. Well, whites have had a much longer time to play all major sports at the highest level than blacks. How many NFL records to whites hold? How about MLB? NBA?

It wouldn't be fair to look at whites vs blacks in hockey. Let's look at North Americans vs Russians. Russians have only really had the opportunity to play in the NFL for the last 25 years or so. Yet somehow guys like Alex Ovechkin and Evgenyi Malkin are among the best players in the world.
 

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Actually, it's physiology. It has nothing to do with math.

Unless you subscribe to the 1000 monkeys+1000 typewriters=Shakespeare theories.

What does it have to do with how long women have been playing? Does the NFL have a no women allowed policy? Did they used to? Can you provide documentation to support this no women policy?

How many females have played major college football? How many law suits have their been for gender-based discrimination because of the exclusion of women from college football?

How about we ask the same questions about high school?

Do you really believe that if a woman kicked a FG in the 50s that she could have made a 55 yard attempt?

I believe that if it was as easy for women/girls to walk on to a football field over the last 130 years as it has been for men then eventually at least one woman talented enough would have emerged as an NFL kicker. You say the record for a woman kicking a field goal is 43 yards. The record in the NFL up until 1970 was 56 yards (13 yards difference), and it took them almost 70 years to get that far. How long do you think it will be before at least one woman comes along who can kick 50+? That is how long do you think it will be if Dbags such as NS and people out there like him don't try and discourage them from attempting to do so?
 

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Josh, if you genuinely feel that women are physically capable of competing with men in the NFL, explain track and field world records to us.

The women's 100m record right now is a very sketchy 10.49. The men's is 9.58. Almost a second faster. Should we look at some weight lifting records as well?

It's physiology.
 

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And this "how long have they had the opportunity" is absolute bullshit. You wanted to connect it to race earlier. Well, whites have had a much longer time to play all major sports at the highest level than blacks. How many NFL records to whites hold? How about MLB? NBA?

It wouldn't be fair to look at whites vs blacks in hockey. Let's look at North Americans vs Russians. Russians have only really had the opportunity to play in the NFL for the last 25 years or so. Yet somehow guys like Alex Ovechkin and Evgenyi Malkin are among the best players in the world.

What the FUCK are you talking about? I'm done trying to debate with stupid. You two can have this thread.
 

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Josh, if you genuinely feel that women are physically capable of competing with men in the NFL, explain track and field world records to us.

The women's 100m record right now is a very sketchy 10.49. The men's is 9.58. Almost a second faster. Should we look at some weight lifting records as well?

It's physiology.
That's another stupid argument. You can't even compare individual event sports, to a team sport with a set number of teams. Are there 32-64 track runners who can all beat 10.49? And can you say the same for every individual track event? Again, I'm out. Won't be pulled back again.
 

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I believe that if it was as easy for women/girls to walk on to a football field over the last 130 years as it has been for men then eventually at least one woman talented enough would have emerged as an NFL kicker. You say the record for a woman kicking a field goal is 43 yards. The record in the NFL up until 1970 was 56 yards (13 yards difference), and it took them almost 70 years to get that far. How long do you think it will be before at least one woman comes along who can kick 50+? That is how long do you think it will be if Dbags such as NS and people out there like him don't try and discourage them from attempting to do so?

There is so much wrong in this post. You act as if it's fluke as to how far people can kick a FG and if they try enough times it will happen. You may have noticed, but equipment and training have changed a significant amount since 1970. The women that take up the sport now are not stuck with the same cleats and footballs that guys used in the 1960s. They are allowed to work out just as much as the guys that play today are, with the same equipment the men use. They understand the importance of nutrition and healthy lifestyles just as much as the men do. It isn't as if the women that play today warm up before they kick by smoking a Marlboro Light and have a glass of scotch.

Also, EVERY kicker in the NFL can kick a 50 yard FG today. That isn't a standard. For a woman to kick in the NFL she has to be able to do everything at least as well as the 32nd best kicker in the world. That's FGs (with a rush, not off a tee), kickoffs (depth and hangtime) and tackle.

You also need to find a woman that WANTS to do that.
 

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The record in the NFL up until 1970 was 56 yards (13 yards difference), and it took them almost 70 years to get that far. How long do you think it will be before at least one woman comes along who can kick 50+? That is how long do you think it will be if Dbags such as NS and people out there like him don't try and discourage them from attempting to do so?

OH MY CRAP YOU'RE STILL TRYING!!!

The world record for a made field goal in a football game is 69 yards, not 63 yards. And it was done in 1976.

Just stop for your own sake.
 
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What the FUCK are you talking about? I'm done trying to debate with stupid. You two can have this thread.

LOL.

1. You introduced race to the discussion. Not me, not Sick.

2. You want to act as if women can't kick as far simply because they haven't been doing it as long. As if a woman kicking in 1927 would help a 25 year old woman today.

3. The next point (not good point, just a point in general) you make in this thread will be your first. All you've done is spout BS with nothing to back it up.
 
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