KDS Draft Commentary Presents: Death of a [Used Car] Salesman edition

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I knew that coin toss was going to be the death of us...or that blowout victory against the Nets. Fuck you Swag Casey...fuck you

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Im torn with the pick
Im not really sure what to think right now

I feel like I've just been date-raped by Colangelo...confused and slightly ashamed.

 

[CarlWinslow]

Im torn with the pick
Im not really sure what to think right now

fire colangelo, those are some nice windmills as well

 

[raptorlife4]

the only thing that will save my night is if I reach 60,000 in rep

 

[froman77]

Im torn with the pick
Im not really sure what to think right now

its just not a good pick. last year i could talk myself into vajayjay, but this guy is just like we're punting the pick. id feel better if we had no pick

 

[CarlWinslow]

I feel like I've just been date-raped by Colangelo...confused and slightly ashamed.

you didnt even want drummond so who do you think was better? whoever we just picked can dunk and the shot looked decent

also, fire that fucking corporate salesman colangelo. Leo rautins could do better

 

[dafan590]

there must be a pending trade

 

[raptorlife4]

Jay Onrait‏@JayOnrait

Go Raptors! RT @johnhollinger I had Ross 27th on my board. Not a fan of the pick. Thought they could have traded down if that was their guy

 

[froman77]

raptors r the 5th highest trend on twitter right, because it was SUCH A BAD PICK

 

[raptorlife4]

3m M.S. Boyer/J. Valade‏@PDcavsinsider

It's possible #Cavs haven't given up on Harrison Barnes. Michael Reghi reporting Cavs trying to trade Varejao to Golden

 

[CarlWinslow]

its just not a good pick. last year i could talk myself into vajayjay, but this guy is just like we're punting the pick. id feel better if we had no pick

im the complete opposite. i talked myself into this pick but the thought of valiant and mauriceo guradini still makes me vomit

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

you didnt even want drummond so who do you think was better? whoever we just picked can dunk and the shot looked decent

also, fire that fucking corporate salesman colangelo. Leo rautins could do better

I would have drafted Drummond then trade him to Houston for Lowry and the 18th pick.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Basically Salesman drafted him for his impeccable jump shot. Maybe we can somehow merge him and Roseanne together to create some hybrid super guard?

 

[CarlWinslow]

I would have drafted Drummond then trade him to Houston for Lowry and the 18th pick.

ok, im just gonna be completely honest. Lowry has fetal achohol syndrome, he's a product ofa competitiveness call and a texan oil economy/no incometax premium and will become a scrub instantly when traded to a canadian team

 

[dafan590]

so are we still hoping for steve nash to come?

 

[froman77]

i just remembered swag casey is our coach, and it made me happy.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Dudes, check out this live reaction from Raps fans at a bar. Awesome...

Confusion when the Raptors picked whats-his-name with the 9th pick at the RR party by Raptors Republic (raptorsrepublic) on Mobypicture

 

[raptorlife4]

Colin Cowherd‏@ESPN_Colin

Listen Canada, we like you and everything but between Nickleback and the Raptors picks, some of us are losing patience.

 

[froman77]

so are we still hopping for steve nash to come?

oh ya

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I'm glad we didn't pick Lamb though. He looks like a fucking Furby