KDS Draft Commentary Presents: Death of a [Used Car] Salesman edition

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Guys, I got mad shrinkage right now from the nervousness

 

[froman77]

or terrence ross... whoever the fuck that is

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Why is Rivers wearing our colors????

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Ugh.

 

[CarlWinslow]

oh my fucking god, fire coalngelo for the fucking eighteenth time

 

[JUICEYP]

who saw that comin? honestly who saw that comin?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

What...just...happened?

 

[raptorlife4]

WTF. Derozan 2.0

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

oh my fucking god, fire coalngelo for the fucking eighteenth time

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this

 

[CarlWinslow]

oh, and he's religious. holy shit do we have a allstar

 

[froman77]

at least hes wearing a bow tie

 

[froman77]

time for a profanity laced caps lock rant...

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

...

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

This says it all. Y2Jaundice is more hyped than our pick this year.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Was that tears or sweat from Drummond?

 

[raptorlife4]

When do trades get announced

 

[froman77]

time for a profanity laced caps lock rant...

THIS DRAFT IS SUCH A FUCKING JOKE. ALL THESE FUCKING TANKING TEAMS AND THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON WE FUCKING BLOW OUT THE NETS LIKE MOTHER FUCKING RETARDS. THEN WE TIE WITH GOLDEN STATE FOR THE 7TH WORST RECORD AND LOSE THE MOTHER FUCKING COIN FLIP, WHICH ENDS UP BEING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HARRISON BARNES AND SOME FUCKER WEARING A BOW TIE AND HAS TERRENCE AS A FIRST NAME. WHAT A WASTE OF A SEASON, WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME. WE'RE NEVER WINNING SHIT

 

[CarlWinslow]

guys, at least we didnt take rivers. just looked at some highlights of this pick, dunks on par with rosanne in practice


i actually like the pick now but still fire colangelo immediatly

 

[froman77]

terrence jones is just demar derozan 2.0 such a waste of existence

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

When do trades get announced

Hopefully soon, so I know that this was all just a nightmare.