Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[esls79]

You had a 3-0 lead. Might as well trade Kent Johnson to the Kings for Trevor Lewis and a second rounder while you’re at at.

 

[Kings4OT]

You had a 3-0 lead. Might as well trade Kent Johnson to the Kings for Trevor Lewis and a second rounder while you’re at at.

I always liked Lewis...but i like where your at with this!

 

[puckhead]

Jeez, what a kick in the junk.
6 minutes, and poof.

 

[forty_three]

You had a 3-0 lead. Might as well trade Kent Johnson to the Kings for Trevor Lewis and a second rounder while you’re at at.

According to this chart, it's Justin Danforth we should be trading. I hesitate to say that because he "Plays with heart" like "Matty Calvert" and is "just what this team needs". We also love Nick Blankeburg. Somehow Danforth was on the "top line" with Jenner (lol) and Gaudreau. Johnny has decided to stop waiting for everyone to catch up and had two breakaways in the game. One he hit the crossbar, and the second he shot at the same spot just an inch lower and it went in.

Provorov had a rough night, but he was trying to contain Kopitar all night. That's a difficult assignment. You wouldn't think it would be hard to slow down a guy who jumps over milk crates and calls it training, but here we are.

 

[dash]

It's tough to disagree with Portzline here...

 

[forty_three]

It's tough to disagree with Portzline here...

See chart above.

Justin Danforth played nearly 19 minutes. Kuraly played 17. Combined -4. Fantilli and Johnson were combined +2. Jiricek was another +1

 

[forty_three]

Hope he becomes Tage 2.0.





It's not likely. Good speed, hands of ham.

 

[forty_three]

Also, yay. We have the flu.

 

[forty_three]

Apparently worse than the flu. Elvis injured his hand in the Kings game. Boqvist is apparently made of glass. Not sure what's up with Sillinger.

Kool-Aid crew will be ecstatic that Blankenburg coming up. They love guys who work hard and have no talent.

 

[forty_three]

Conditional 7th rounder a year and a half from now? Way to get assets for roster players, Jarmo.

 

[dash]

Jarmo is finnished.

 

[esls79]

Jarmo is finnished.

Both the coach and GM need to go
They’re approaching dumpster fire territory.

 

[forty_three]

Both the coach and GM need to go
They’re approaching dumpster fire territory.

We need to wait until Quenneville is re-instated before we hire another coach.

 

[forty_three]

 

[forty_three]

These guys These guys deserve to only play 8 minutes a night.

At some point you have to stop saying "sitting is motivating them" and start considering that they are misusing assets in a big way.

 

[forty_three]

Four University of Michigan alums suited up for the same NHL team for the first time ever.

 

[dash]

^

Man, that's like four former Oilers suiting up for the Flames

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is the America I know and love

 

[puckhead]

This is the America I know and love

 

[forty_three]

This is the America I know and love

That shit is nasty. Underneath that pile of cheese is a hot dog that is covered with "Chili" which is more like spaghetti sauce and is sweet, not hot.

Locals love it, but I would rather eat a french fry sandwich.