Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

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FIFY

 

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Laggeson slew foots Laine and he goes into the boards shoulder first and then straight to the room.

 

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Columbus is breaking Samsonov tonight.

 

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Columbus is breaking Samsonov tonight.

Our Ovs > Their Ovs

 

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Our Ovs > Their Ovs

I think I saw four Russians on the ice at one time for Columbus. Who did the Jackets think they are, Detroit?

 

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I think I saw four Russians on the ice at one time for Columbus. Who did the Jackets think they are, Detroit?

We also have four guys who played college hockey in Detroit.

 

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What the hell is Lagesson doing there kicking his skate up dangerously like that? I mean, I know the answer.

 

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The Toronto panel of cretins are defending Lagesson because he was off-balance

 

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The Toronto panel of cretins are defending Lagesson because he was off-balance

So the "pundits" are getting their takes from Reddit game day threads? That tracks.

I know every time I lose my balance, I throw one of my legs forward violently. Every. Single. Time.

 

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Johnny after scoring his goal. Apparently he didn't think it was his best shot.

I get it. Guy has been ripping great shots all season and getting bupkis and that garbage goes in? Sometimes it be like that.

 

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Oh Provorov you can't do that...

 

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Someone has to pick up the poor decisions/60 slack with Gubberson out.

Provorov: I'm your huckleberry

 

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Holy Christmas!!

 

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Is there a Manchester Boulevard in Toronto?!?

 

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5 guys standing around and not moving their feet when 40 million dollars worth of superstar forwards are on the ice.

Jackets are now -27 in the third. They just give up.

 

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KJ!

SEND HIM BACK TO CLEVELAND!