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Ow.



The Russians are learning the language so well.
 

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Also worth noting that Marchenko got his 30th goal in his 86th game last night. A Jackets record. Rick Nash took 96 games.
 

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Gubberson blows a gasket...

Where the fuck was this energy when he was a duck and that piece of shit Garnet Hathaway spit in his face?!?
 

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Where the fuck was this energy when he was a duck and that piece of shit Garnet Hathaway spit in his face?!?

Everybody is more laid back in California.

/I just checked the box score and head coach Pascal Vincent was also tossed out of today's game in addition to Gubby.
 

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So this is the reason Gubberson went after Cousins - I can't wait until the mouth breathers on social media saying it's Gubby's fault for not protecting himself.


/Only a minor was assessed to Cousins for that hit, by the way.
 

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So this is the reason Gubberson went after Cousins - I can't wait until the mouth breathers on social media saying it's Gubby's fault for not protecting himself.


/Only a minor was assessed to Cousins for that hit, by the way.
Originally called a major and then reduced to a minor.

They actually watched all the replays and made that choice.
 

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Originally called a major and then reduced to a minor.

They actually watched all the replays and made that choice.

I guess they're waiting for somebody to be paralyzed or killed before they start taking hits into the boards seriously.
 

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I guess they're waiting for somebody to be paralyzed or killed before they start taking hits into the boards seriously.
I am willing to bet that Gudbranson jumping up and trying to pummel Cousins played a role in the 5 getting reduced.

Couldn't have been a bad hit if he didn't died.
 

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Those of you hoping to snap up HoF caliber goalie Spencer Martin, simmer down. Jarmo is going to carry three goalies for the time being. So that means we'll be waiving Bemstrom again when we need to reduce the roster when IR cleans up.
 

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One game for Gubberson for violation of rule 46.2 - "Whooping the fuck out of a turtling bitch who refused to answer for some dirty shit earlier"

One game works. No matter how much I sympathize with him, he's gotta be smarter than that.
 

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One game for Gubberson for violation of rule 46.2 - "Whooping the fuck out of a turtling bitch who refused to answer for some dirty shit earlier"

One game works. No matter how much I sympathize with him, he's gotta be smarter than that.

Yeah, he needed to sit for a game, but the NHL really missed the boat by a) rescinding the major to Cousins and b) letting Cousins off the hook entirely.
 

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Apparently, part of the Blue Jackets players' Christmas party was re-enacting Gudbranson beating up Cousins
 

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Hope he becomes Tage 2.0.





It's not likely. Good speed, hands of ham.
After seeing his energy and style of play, I think this might be a steal for the Sabres. Not afraid to throw his body around, loves driving for the net and gaining position there.
 

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After seeing his energy and style of play, I think this might be a steal for the Sabres. Not afraid to throw his body around, loves driving for the net and gaining position there.
I've always liked him, he works hard and has tons of speed. Jackets fans looked down on him because he isn't much of a finisher. He'd get tons of breakaway chances and never score. Use him as a defensive nuisance and he's gold.

Sucks to see him go, but when you have a choice between him and Mathieu Olivier, you always hold onto Olivier. IF YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON
 

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No word on what his favorite pajamas were.
 

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No word on what his favorite pajamas were.
Fantilli’s part of the lost generation of Toronto hockey fans who never saw a good Leafs team. If you’re one of those kids who follows their old man’s team there wasn’t much the home team did to change your mind during that time.

When I started working in the late 2000s/early 2010s the middle aged guys who watched hockey all said their kids were Pens fans or Caps fans etc. because of Sid/Ovi, some were B’s fans around the time of their Cup, Hawks etc.

The damage that era did to the Leafs may very well hurt the team in a few years when they start relying on that generation to be the sucker fans and they’re all ambivalent.
 
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