Cincinnati Coronas Hockey

[Darkstone42]

I know a guy in Singapore who is always looking for help. And Singapore is referred to as a city state so there you go.

I actually haven't looked at all internationally--the lab I know about and would have loved to work for doesn't exist anymore, as the PI retired this year--but maybe I should be, honestly...

 

[Comeds]

The COVID cases graph is going to resemble a hockey stick here pretty soon. (See, still talking hockey!)

I hate this state. Someone in a good state hire me, please.

How are your meth making skills?

 

[Darkstone42]

How are your meth making skills?

I will simply say, I'm not that kind of chemist.

 

[Comeds]

I will simply say, I'm not that kind of chemist.

Ok, so cross my contact in Indiana off.

How are your incendiary device making skills?

 

[Darkstone42]

Ok, so cross my contact in Indiana off.

How are your incendiary device making skills?

Haha, I make nothing. That's what I mean by "not that kind of chemist."

 

[Comeds]

Haha, I make nothing. That's what I mean by "not that kind of chemist."

Can you help design me a suit that is lightweight but bulletproof?

But seriously, good luck

 

[Darkstone42]

Can you help design me a suit that is lightweight but bulletproof?

But seriously, good luck

Thanks, I'll need it. I'm unemployed in 11 days and homeless in 42!

 

[Comeds]

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

 

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More COVID-19 cases than Florida Panthers season ticket holders.

 

[Comeds]

More COVID-19 cases than Florida Panthers season ticket holders.

More Covid cases than number of rat hairs allowed by the FDA to be in a single hotdog.

 

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Six Trump campaign staffers working on the Tulsa rally have tested positive for COVID-19.

 

[mooger_35]

Six Trump campaign staffers working on the Tulsa rally have tested positive for COVID-19.

Winning!

 

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Georgia (right next door to Florida) is reporting 1800 COVID-19 cases today.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Georgia (right next door to Florida) is reporting 1800 COVID-19 cases today.

 

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Maybe we should add football to the thread title...

Report: At least 30 LSU football players were quarantined this week - TSN.ca

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Maybe we should add football to the thread title...

Report: At least 30 LSU football players were quarantined this week - TSN.ca

Former lsu qb joe burrow got drafted first overall by the cinci coronas

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Jesus!

 

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Jesus!

Not good at all.