2016 Offseason

[Manster7588]

Where is N5's wife when you need her...

As I typed that I knew you'd react.

 

[jarntt]

I thought she was a neurosurgeon from what N5 said............... but what the hell a vet will work fine if you need a doctor bad enough. Had a buddy in high school get "corral surgery" when the knife got kicked across his leg when trying castrate a calf. Nasty cut Vet was calm gave him 2 shots sewed him up and told his Dad to take him to the hospital. And the castrating went on with the VET manning the knife with a proper cattle chute. Today the state would try to suspend the Vets license for operating on a human SMH I miss the simple life in rural Kansas from times long ago .............

But that don't have squat to do with football

Holy crap...People really do that???

 

[cowboycolors]

Holy crap...People really do that???

Yep That's still how they do it to make steers for beef production. Although now they have special tools that make it safer and easier. Steers are easier to keep in the feed pen to fatten up than the Bulls. You would not believe what Bulls can tear up to get to the "knookie" .

Back in the day the wife and or girlfriend also cleaned and soaked the "nuts" in salt water or milk then breaded them and we had a Calf Fry.

 

[Manster7588]

Yep That's still how they do it to make steers for beef production. Although now they have special tools that make it safer and easier. Steers are easier to keep in the feed pen to fatten up than the Bulls. You would not believe what Bulls can tear up to get to the "knookie" .

Back in the day the wife and or girlfriend also cleaned and soaked the "nuts" in salt water or milk then breaded them and we had a Calf Fry.

You liked them nuts, didn't you.....

 

[cowboycolors]

You liked them nuts, didn't you.....

Yep cleaned soaked and fried Calf fries are pretty good and Im not ashamed to admit it.



even better with bacon ranch dip !

Country Boys can survive but I still prefer Steak n baked taters

 

[Manster7588]

Yep cleaned soaked and fried Calf fries are pretty good and Im not ashamed to admit it.



even better with bacon ranch dip !

Country Boys can survive but I still prefer Steak n baked taters

A long time ago my oldest sister had beef balls in our fridge. Dad told her to get them out of the house now, and if she fed them to him he'd kill her wouldn't matter if he liked them or not. She believed him and took them to a friends house that day.

 

[UK Cowboy]

A long time ago my oldest sister had beef balls in our fridge. Dad told her to get them out of the house now, and if she fed them to him he'd kill her wouldn't matter if he liked them or not. She believed him and took them to a friends house that day.

I'm with Dad....not putting balls in my mouth under any circumstances....

 

[jarntt]

A long time ago my oldest sister had beef balls in our fridge. Dad told her to get them out of the house now, and if she fed them to him he'd kill her wouldn't matter if he liked them or not. She believed him and took them to a friends house that day.

I bet she did...

 

[jarntt]

I'm with Dad....not putting balls in my mouth under any circumstances....

Your College roommate seems to disagree...

 

[jarntt]

OK...I guess I can't help myself when it comes to 8th grade humor...no more balls jokes from me...

 

[UK Cowboy]

Your College roommate seems to disagree...

HaHa, I actually saw a guy pass out at a party once in college....REALLY bad call...The dude's mouth was open, and his own buddies pulled out their junk, put it right in front of his mouth, and took pictures. If my college buddies had done that to me, it's a good thing I didn't wake up, because I would have bitten off a new hood ornament

 

[Manster7588]

I bet she did...

Trust me that shit left the house.

 

[es4m11]

Slap Chop Guy: "something something nuts"

 

[Manster7588]

Eagle fans are funny, on their board they're suggesting trading #8 and Bradford to Cleveland for pick #2.

 

[Bmurph]

Todd Archer of ESPN writes that Cowboys CB Brandon Carr is the “big winner” after the team was unable to sign either Nolan Carroll or Patrick Robinson after bringing them in for visits.

According to Archer, Dallas will wants Carr to take a pay cut and agree to reduce his $9.1 million salary for the 2016, and have spoken to his agent. However, determining his worth has been a bit of an issue.

Archer mentions that Carr could end up in the $5 – $6 million per year range if he were to be available on the open market. Beyond that, the Cowboys are well aware that some team would sign him to a contract, which explains why they didn’t make this move last year.

Another issue is that they currently do not have an obvious replacement for him on their roster.

Cowboys HC Jason Garrett mentioned that while they would like Carr to be “more impactful,” they still believe he’s been a consistent player for them.

“He, like everyone on our defense, we would like them to be more impactful, more productive,”Garrett said. “We need to take the ball away more. Two years we were among the best teams in the NFL doing that. Last year we took a big step back. So as an organization you have to look at ways to improve in that area. Brandon has to improve but everybody across our defense has to improve. He has been a steady player for us. He has been a productive player for us at times. It’s a valuable position. And he has done a good job covering guys at very challenging spot throughout his time with the Cowboys. Last year he dealt with an injury, a shoulder. He dealt with it throughout the year. So at times, he probably wasn’t playing his best. But he was out there. He was a guy who showed up every day, who showed up every week.

“We feel good about what he is all about.”

A report from a few weeks ago said that the Cowboys were expected to release Carr. However, there has been no updates regarding this idea since then.

Carr, 29, is in the fourth year of his five-year, $50.1 million contract that included $25.5 million guaranteed. He stands to make a base salary of $9.1 million for the 2016 season and another $10 million in 2017.

According to OverTheCap.com, releasing Carr would free up $6,383,000 in available cap space while creating $7,434,000 in dead money. However, the Cowboys could designate him as a post-June 1 release, which would improve those figures to $9.1 million in available cap space and $4,717,000 in dead money.

In 2015, Carr appeared in all 16 games for the Cowboys and recorded 76 tackles, a fumble recovery and six pass defenses. Pro Football Focus has him rated as the No. 73 cornerback out of 111 qualifying players.

 

[Manster7588]

I won't be shocked if Dallas takes drafts two DB's by round 4. I think the only reason Carr hasn't been released is insurance.

 

[R.J. MacReady]

A long time ago my oldest sister had beef balls in our fridge. Dad told her to get them out of the house now, and if she fed them to him he'd kill her wouldn't matter if he liked them or not. She believed him and took them to a friends house that day.

Good Lord, And I thought my wife eating Ox tail was gross.

 

[Manster7588]

Good Lord, And I thought my wife eating Ox tail was gross.

Is your wife Filipino?

 

[R.J. MacReady]

Is your wife Filipino?

Sure is.

 

[Manster7588]

Sure is.

Mine too, I won't even try some of her food. Pancit, Lumpia and Adobe is about all I'll eat.
The dish with peanut butter, turns my stomach, never even sampled it.