Sitcom Draft Picks

[averagejoe]

Kind of late but i've been watching Community lately. Abed cracks me up.

 

[Barilko]

Ok so....im a gonna try.... and my draftees are basically the same people they once were before being drafted by the BNN Barilko Northern Network

Round One -- Jethro Bodine "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Round Two -- Major Margaret J "Hot Lips" Houlihan "Mash"

Round Three -Batman/Bruce Wayne "Batman"

Round Four -- Mr Ed "Mr Ed"

Round Five ---Basil Fawlty "Fawlty Towers"

Round Six ----Lee Russell " Vice Principals"

Round Seven--Ludwig Von Siegfried or is it Konrad Siegfried no one knows for sure "Get Smart"

Round Eight---Katy "Katy Kat" "LetterKenny"

Round Nine----Jennifer Morgan "Rules Of Engagement"

Round Ten-----Tabitha Stevens "Bewitched"



Hot Lips has flown home back to her beloved Fort Ord California

on her way there after landing in SanFran she rents a car to drive to the base at Fort Ord

however she only makes it as far as San Jose before she simply cant stay awake and she checks in to The Four Seasons Hotel

One month earlier at some high end social gathering in Manhattan Bruce Wayne happens to stumble upon a very flirty Jennifer Morgan and Bruce really takes a shining to her...well before ya know it they are getting it on and she talks Mr Wayne (who long since has given up the crime fighter gig) to take a cross country trip and unbeknownst to Bruce she has found this beautiful Hotel Complex overlooking the Monterey Bay and she hopes she will be able to talk him into investing in/or buying it and staying there

Basil Fawlty having long since left Jolly Ol England is running or trying to run the Hotel Complex that overlooks Monterey Bay

A year earlier Lee Russell having finally being fired from his Vice Principal job at Jackson High has drank hitched and schemed his way across the great U S of A and landed in the LA area where in a chance encounter he runs in to this rich ignorant lad named Jethro Bodine

Well Jethro who has still not graduated the 6th grade and yet has managed to make his way however he is still easily run over.. unfortunately with Grannie, Jed Mr Drysdale and even Miss Jane long since passed and Elly May back in Tennessee ...well he is no match for Lee's scheming ways..

Before ya know it one of Lee's devious moves is to buy (with Jethro's money) the above mentioned Hotel on the bay...

Ya poor ol Jethro thinks he is a big wheel having been named "The Director of Operations" at The Monterey Hotel Seaside Resort and Casino

On the other side of Highway 1 directly across from the Hotel there lies a sprawling Hospital Complex that houses mentally challenged but not at all dangerous residents

unfortunately or maybe for Jennifer fortunately it is in need of some financial input as it is starting to really show its age ..

Inside the Institution we have a couple of very interesting patients

Konrad or is it Luwig Von Siegfried is certainly off his rocker and still thinks he and KAOS will over run the world .... how he got here no one really knows

funny thing is somewhere along the way he managed to obtain a shoe with a phone in it

One day a crazy arsed horse suddenly appeared on the beautiful grounds of the Monterey Special Living Institution --It is believed the horse ran away from the San Fernando Valley ... this horse called Mr Ed would sometimes talk or so it seemed so.....but really the only time it talked was to this young blond girl named Tabitha

Tabitha Stevens after all the years of her dad not allowing witchcraft and such she almost was able to assimilate into society... Well Almost.... she does show signs of magic but not enough to sell belief in what she can do but certainly enough to have her committed to the sprawling run down complex...

Our young slim but extremely sexy Katy Kat having long since left rural Ontario Canada to find her fortune and fame in Hollywood ...well Katy only made it so far and now works 2 jobs to make ends meet luckily both of Kate's workplaces are across the street from each other along Highway 1

She is a barmaid in the casino and she is also an Executive Secretary for Mr Wayne at the Monterey Special Living Institution why 2 jobs no one can be sure certainly Bruce pays her well…maybe Katy Kat wants to make a quick buck and head back to her brother Wayne and her hockey playing dorky buddies back in LetterKenny Ontario Canada

So as you can see episode one with its above players will be aired by the BNN in their very favorite Pulp Fictiony way Quinton is my cousin..

On the weekend that HotLips landed in California and woke up to have breaky in The Four Seasons Hotel we find out that ol Basil was up in San Jose to visit his daughter who works in the Silicon Valley …Well Basil got lost and he too had breaky at The Four Seasons Hotel

The rest as they say is history and Hot Lips now works across the street (from her hubby Fawlty) as the Director of Nursing in some now shiny and very new looking Institution that Bruce bought after trying in vane to buy some Hotel Complex from some hustler named Lee..This has made Jennifer very happy its not a Casino and all but hell its right across the street and wow she lives in Monterey Bay

Poor Bruce along the way he starts feeling like a superhero named Batman and is committed to the very institute he now owns........