Un.Fucking.Believable.

[NinerSickness]

The NFL made a playoff hype video that doesn’t include the Eagles

 

[jarntt]

Corked bats in high school? Aren't all bats in high school and college aluminum?

Cheaters will always cheat, so I'm sure they do in some HSs what many do in softball tourneys. They buy illegal bats and have them painted to look like legal ones. You cannot tell the difference. Such a BS thing to do but so many do it. Also used to take them apart and load them and put them back together and the ball explodes off of them. One thing I don't think would work is they would shave them down and thin them out and put them back together. I suspect that wouldn't work as well against a 90 MPH fastball as it did a 15 mph slo-pitch softball pitch...

 

[jarntt]

They did have dudes riding horses though so Cowboy fans can pretend that was about them

Ha-ha...I have to admit that was pretty good

 

[Battlelyon]

I don't see an issue

 

[VikingFan2k2]

I don't see an issue

There isn't one. And that somebody actually broke down how many seconds each team got and probably got paid to do it is just sad.

 

[PickleRick]

The NFL made a playoff hype video that doesn’t include the Eagles


Is the league fucking serious with this shit? A playoff hype video, and you don't include the hottest team in the league who (need I remind you) is fresh off a SB victory just two seasons ago?

The fucking disrespect. People have gotten shot and their bodies dumped in the Delaware River over far less than this shit. Heads better roll over this. I mean find out who made this video and anyone affiliated with it and Goodell better make an example out of them.

Seconds in commercial for each playoff team (approximate):

49ers – 7
Saints – 7
Ravens – 7
Seahawks – 5
Chiefs – 5
Patriots – 4
Packers – 3
Texans – 3
Titans – 1
Bills – 0.5
Eagles – 0
Vikings – 0

Are they really putting us on the same level as Kirk fucking Cousins???? The Saints are literally one seed higher than us, and they're tied for the most time?!? Jesus H. Christ!!!!!!!!

Where the fuck is my blood pressure medicine

Cousins beat your worthless asses. That is embarrassing.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Cousins beat your worthless asses. That is embarrassing.

 

[antone112]

Hype in one hand. Shit in the other.

 

[VikingFan2k2]

Cousins beat your worthless asses. That is embarrassing.

He not only beat them, he spanked them. 22/29, 333 yards, 4 TDs and 1 INT that wasn't his fault.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

He not only beat them, he spanked them. 22/29, 333 yards, 4 TDs and 1 INT that wasn't his fault.

 

[VikingFan2k2]

That's meaningless. That was 2 years ago with a different QB. Cousins has defeated the Eagles twice since then.

 

[Battlelyon]

I can't believe the NFL wouldn't hype up a team that beat two winning teams all season, while winning the worst division in football, crazy!

 

[PickleRick]

He not only beat them, he spanked them. 22/29, 333 yards, 4 TDs and 1 INT that wasn't his fault.

It was hilarious.

 

[Southieinnc]

Originally from San Mateo, CA. Actually, me and Tom Brady went to high school together. I didn't play football, but we played varsity baseball together. Brady was our catcher; I played first base. I remember he would put vaseline on his zipper, and then after catching the first pitch of the game, he'd adjust his cup while rubbing a dab of vaseline and placing a big glob on the baseball before throwing it back. And then there were the corked bats, bribery of umpires, usage of greenies, and don't even get me started on the anabolic steroid injections. Before games, he used to lay flat on the dugout bench, butt-naked, and have two different trainers inject shit into multiple different veins in his ass and back simultaneously.

We won states in '95 so I didn't really care, but let's just say I wasn't exactly surprised after Spygate, Deflate Gate, etc. came out. Really helps explain the "six" Super Bowls too.

Could not read all this. So you are saying you like granola?

 

[RememberTheKoy]

@RememberTheKoy thoughts?

It's the fuel the Doug Pederson Eagles teams run off of. Time to bust out the dog masks wearing ski masks.

 

[Manster7588]

The Vikings deserved to be on that video more than the Eagles did. Better record, wrapped up a playoff spot earlier and won head-to-head.

All that being said, Who gives a shit? It's a stupid hype video that nobody will remember on Monday.

It ruffled the feathers of the CreamPuff

 

[eaglesnut]

Seconds in commercial for each playoff team (approximate):

49ers – 7
Saints – 7
Ravens – 7
Seahawks – 5
Chiefs – 5
Patriots – 4
Packers – 3
Texans – 3
Titans – 1
Bills – 0.5
Eagles – 0
Vikings – 0

That's not seconds. That's how many flags the refs will throw to help each team.

Amazingly the Eagles will still win, because Doug Pederson is the best coach in the league.

 

[pachyderm]

I want a Bills vs Vikings SB.

That way one of them will have to win one... right?

 

[EKA]

I would love an eagles vs vikings NFCcg. Just for the viking fan meltdown whining how they have to travel to an inferior division winner.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Corked bats in high school? Aren't all bats in high school and college aluminum?

Are you insinuating that you can’t cork an aluminum bat?!?!