Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[puckhead]

my world war z tracking web page isn't working today.
which I'm sure is a further sign of the apocalypse


It's like when the Walking Dead gang finally made it to the CDC in Atlanta.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

my world war z tracking web page isn't working today.
which I'm sure is a further sign of the apocalypse


It's like when the Walking Dead gang finally made it to the CDC in Atlanta.

I was JUST on there. Working fine for me. Surprised that Vancouver is up to 687 cases though. Yikes.

 

[forty_three]

Joe Biden tells crowd he's a 'candidate for the United States Senate’ in confused campaign speech

That should end it. Can have a confused old guy who is unaware of his surroundings running a country.

 

[thedddd]

Joe Biden tells crowd he's a 'candidate for the United States Senate’ in confused campaign speech

That should end it. Can have a confused old guy who is unaware of his surroundings running a country.

Sadly we already do and don't need another.

 

[dash]

Sadly we already do and don't need another four years

Alas, I think it will happen.

 

[thedddd]

Alas, I think it will happen.

Yep it will.

 

[dash]

Love the headline...

 

[thedddd]

Love the headline...

Sadly you can't even use the joke...
Extremely hot on the outside but frozen in the middle.

 

[Darkstone42]

Love the headline...

Does this mean she's the heiress to a fortune earned by selling hot pockets, or that she's an heiress to a fortune to be paid entirely in hot pockets?

 

[dash]

Does this mean she's the heiress to a fortune earned by selling hot pockets, or that she's an heiress to a fortune to be paid entirely in hot pockets?

I believe it's the former, but either way, she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

/Now I'm hungry

 

[Darkstone42]

I believe it's the former, but either way, she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

/Now I'm hungry

You've heard about new wave feminism, but she tried her hand at microwave feminism and failed.

 

[thedddd]

I believe it's the former, but either way, she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

/Now I'm hungry

Don't you mean she got it caught in one of these?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Don't you mean she got it caught in one of these?

Wait two minutes....yeah right! I want to melt my face off now dammit!

 

[elocomotive]

Hot Pockets made me think of Jim Gaffigan.
Which made me think of the fact that he was on Conan O'Brien's podcast this week.
Which made me think that if you haven't listened to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend yet, you're missing out.
Which made me hungry.
So I ate a Hot Pocket.

 

[elocomotive]

If you have a pizza Hot Pocket... does that qualify for the pizza thread?

Additionally, if you eat a Hot Pocket alone in the woods, does the diarrhea make a sound?

 

[puckhead]

Iran official who played down COVID-19 tests positive as cases grow | CBC News

Iran's Minister of Health >>>>> Iraq Minister of Defense > Mayor of Amity Island before the July long weekend

 

[dash]

Iran official who played down COVID-19 tests positive as cases grow | CBC News

Iran's Minister of Health >>>>> Iraq Minister of Defense > Mayor of Amity Island before the July long weekend

Everything is under control...

 

[Comeds]

Nothing to see here, everything is under control.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Iran official who played down COVID-19 tests positive as cases grow | CBC News

Iran's Minister of Health >>>>> Iraq Minister of Defense > Mayor of Amity Island before the July long weekend

Lieutenant Frank Drebin >>Iran's Minister of Health >>>>> Iraq Minister of Defense > Mayor of Amity Island before the July long weekend

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If you have a pizza Hot Pocket... does that qualify for the pizza thread?

Additionally, if you eat a Hot Pocket alone in the woods, does the diarrhea make a sound?

If you eat this below ... as everyone knows ... not a pizza ... however, it may mitigate the explosiveness of your diarrhea (which is not on-brand for hot pockets hence it was limited edition) as pineapple is said to help digestion