Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[elocomotive]

I'm sure the Alex Jones/Qanon/conspiracy theorists/sitting president of the United States of America bunch will have some doozy theories to explain all of this.

Hey, you guys can laugh about those theories, but YOU try getting a slice of pizza in DC where dozens of pedophiles descend upon you just because your bald head is "hairless like that of a small child."

 

[forty_three]

Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled "potato" and we said he was too stupid to be vice president?

Good times.

 

[forty_three]

Army warns of 'fake' texts informing US citizens they have been selected for draft

The cynic in me thinks this is a lead generation scheme by the Army. Because if you are dumb enough to respond to such a text, you are exactly the type the Army wants.

 

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Army warns of 'fake' texts informing US citizens they have been selected for draft

The cynic in me thinks this is a lead generation scheme by the Army. Because if you are dumb enough to respond to such a text, you are exactly the type the Army wants.

Obligatory...

Cruiser:
I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I figured I better join before I got drafted.

Sergeant Hulka:
Son, there ain't no draft no more.

Cruiser:
There was one?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

LMAO

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

Well I wont comment on neighborhoods, but that plane was hanging out with some bad hombres.

 

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Wait a tick, are we positive it was shot down?!? I mean, some outlets are saying yes, some are saying it was a plane malfunction

 

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Well I wont comment on neighborhoods, but that plane was hanging out with some bad hombres.

From the replies to the tweet...

 

[Darkstone42]

That is amazing and I hate it so much.

"You could spend nearly $800 on a traditional chess set" might have actually ended my life.

 

[forty_three]

I am not sure Mother is going to pleased with Pence being portrayed as a Queen.

/She'll have to stay with him when he is the room with men now too.

 

[forty_three]

Paul Krugman: My computer was hacked to 'download child pornography'

 

[forty_three]

Tehran crash: Ticket mixup leaves Ottawa man in terminal while his wife gets aboard doomed flight

Ow. Fuck. Right in the heartstrings.

 

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So, it basically has been confirmed that the Iranians shot down the Ukrainian airliner with two Russian made surface-to-air missiles.

 

[forty_three]

So, it basically has been confirmed that the Iranians shot down the Ukrainian airliner with two Russian made surface-to-air missiles.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So, it basically has been confirmed that the Iranians shot down the Ukrainian airliner with two Russian made surface-to-air missiles.

FFS. Bunch of idiots. An acquaintance of mine was on that flight.

As an aside I was speaking this morning with some friends of hers and we were wondering why so many Iranian-Canadians were on a flight to Kiev. It turns out there is a direct Kiev-Toronto flight and they tend to take that route. The reason? In some of the other Western European hubs people from the middle east tend to get harassed by customs and immigration pretty badly. One Iranian guy who was in on the conversation told me that it's way easier to go to Frankfurt then go direct to Canada but he was repeatedly given such a hard time there that he just avoided it and always took the Kiev route.

It all just makes my blood boil.