too soon for an NFL thread?

[SLY]

Reggie is going to have a stellar year, watch. This time for real. I am sure the Dolphins record is going to blow ass. But this new offense is supposedly super fucking fast according to all the analysts in FLA, and Philbin is real happy with the way Garrard is taking to the West Coast offense. I keep hearing Miami is looking really fucking fast. Reggie is going to be a stud his season. He was pretty shitty last year.

 

[SLY]

Some SI.com reporter was saying after watching numerous camps, he places Garrard above Peyton Manning right now. Nice. I know it is early, but that is great fucking news for a team that has had literally shit for a QB for a while. Even Moore and Tannehill are looking good. But Tannehill is 3rd string as of the first depth chart released by Miami yesterday.

 

[DChero]

Reggie is going to have a stellar year, watch. This time for real. I am sure the Dolphins record is going to blow ass. But this new offense is supposedly super fucking fast according to all the analysts in FLA, and Philbin is real happy with the way Garrard is taking to the West Coast offense. I keep hearing Miami is looking really fucking fast. Reggie is going to be a stud his season. He was pretty shitty last year.

Most Rushing Yards, Season
1853 - Ricky Williams, 2002

Who's ass will be blown?

 

[SLY]

I can;t live in the past anymore when it comes to football.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Jeff I believe Hard Knocks starts tonight with your Miami Dolphins as the team of choice. HBO Sports always does an amazing job with whatever they cover.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Miami is going to go 11-5. Watch. Keep watching.






... still watching?

 

[SLY]

Jeff I believe Hard Knocks starts tonight with your Miami Dolphins as the team of choice. HBO Sports always does an amazing job with whatever they cover.

Shit, you're right, thanks for the heads up.

 

[SLY]

 

[evolver115]

NFL is set to cross a gender line - latimes.com

Very interesting...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Fuck the Pats.

Seriously.

+1

FUCK DALLAS!

ALL OF THIS


AND...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[beantownmaniac]

1972, I remember that, I WAS 11!!!!! 40 years without a ring, lol. Brady alone has been to more than every Dolfags team since then, and won more too.

 

[Slimpikins]

We will be able to talk about this more after they play in week number five.

Fred Jackson and C.J. Spiller "Pathetic running game"

Anderson, Williams, Dareus and Williams the starting front four with Kelsay, Merriman and Johnson rotating in and out is not exactly a "soft defense" as far as the defensive line goes.

We will see.


Lets Go Bills !!

Just some preseason bravado. If you look at the Niners rushing defense stats last year they are pretty insane. No 100 yard rushers allowed until they Seattle at the end of the year.

I don't think the Niners will be able to replicate that kind of production but I still think they will be on of the nastiest defenses to play against.

 

[SLY]

Tannehill's wife is pretty hot.

 

[elocomotive]

Chad Johnson's wife wouldn't have sex with him last season until he scored a touchdown. Shit. This Hard Knocks is gonna be good!

"When you pause Call of Duty for someone, you know that's the one."
-Chad Johnson on when he knew he was going to marry his wife

LOL

 

[SLY]

I'm really digging Philbin. I really hated Sparano.

 

[SLY]

Gotta love Jake Long.

 

[elocomotive]

Hilarious that Ocho Cinco loves FIFA more than Madden.

 

[elocomotive]

Gotta love Jake Long.

Almost posted the same thing - solid speech.

Also, Liev Schrieber could narrate me having lunch and it would be compelling TV.

 

[elocomotive]

dillusional fan

For the record, I love RGIII.... but Tannehill and those picks probably would have been better since we have no O-line. The kid's gonna be good.