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tOfficial "Jadeveon Clowney" Thread

TigerBait1971

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Heard he had a stomach virus on ESPN.
 

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Guy on the radio last night said that if Michigan RBs would buckle their chin straps the way they are supposed to, that no one would even know who Clowney is.
 

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Spurrier was pretty pissed at the overall conditioning of his entire team.

He's no Joe Morrison, but I can assume that there will be some noticeable stepping up of the cardio this week.
 

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Guy on the radio last night said that if Michigan RBs would buckle their chin straps the way they are supposed to, that no one would even know who Clowney is.


"He's no Rudy Reuttiger."
 

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I'm about to merge every single Clowney thread

any objections state them now.
 

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After his performance last night... you mine as well delete them all. He didn't show up... and looked to have no endurance.

You should suspend any Clowney threads until he shows up again...
 

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I object because you're not deleting them
 

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Well done. now I can do almost all my shopping in one convenient location.
 

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It is done.

Jadeveon Clowney has one week to resurrect the hype then we stop hearing about him. He better work hard and sleep good this week.
 

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But guys he was sick and it was really really hot.
 

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additionally, that would be a cool story. "I took the most vicious hit Clowney handed out, and lived to tell about it". I'd buy that guy a beer if I met him in a bar.

better wait til he's out of school...that might be an NCAA violation
 

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but did you guys see how Clowney took his first step from the line? It was just simply amazing!
 

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I used to respect Clowney...

Pre-Game:
"I want to face North Carolina's tackle all game. I want to expose him. I want to make him lose millions".

Post-Game:
"I wasn't really impressed with him like I was against the guy from Michigan"
"The night before I had a stomach virus...All night long until this morning" Even though, nobody knew about this alleged virus until halftime

Also, I'm sick of the fact that people think he is a lock to be the first pick of the draft, or that he has to keep stock at number one. Teddy Bridgewater could easily be the first pick of the draft this year. Clowney isn't a lock, and doesn't have to preserve it.
 

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Hes good but a tad overrated. With how many times ESPN shows "The Michigan hit" you would think its never been done before.
 
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