tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[HawkeyeHater]

Fuck


your formula still sucks at .19

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

lol..........at 0.19 you'd be at -9 on a scale of 1-10

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Which means you'd basically fuck anything that walks

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

irule needs to plorst a picture of this girl though so we can officially rate her on a scale of 1-10

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Yes..... he does......


However- no acording to bac calculator.com I be at .19 at this moment- and while I would fuck a fat chick, I will not fuck anything that walks......


wtf is it with me and fat chicks lately

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I haven't drank anything yet today and I'd fuck anything that walks right now

 

[Papalou]

Yes..... he does......


However- no acording to bac calculator.com I be at .19 at this moment- and while I would fuck a fat chick, I will not fuck anything that walks......


wtf is it with me and fat chicks lately

they need lovin too HH

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

........as long as it has a double D rack and is under 140 pounds

 

[HawkeyeHater]

lol

i tried getting bon to come make me bed on facebook chat- not sure she caught it....... she's kinda blonde at times en sech

 

[huskers1217]

LOL @ u drunk fuks

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Bon is a 10 on a scale of 1-10 in ditziness

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Yes.........


but I also have a thang for ditzy chicks-


that be as long as they don't get mad when I laugh at them...

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Yes.........


but I also have a thang for ditzy chicks-


that be as long as they don't get mad when I laugh at them...

^^^^^^^^^^^

18,000

 

[iruletheskool]

........as long as it has a double D rack and is under 140 pounds

Im good then

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Ditzy chicks are alright..........as long as they keep their mouth shut in bed. Cot damn they say some of the dumbest shit when fucking........

"Oh I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.........."

Stuff like that. Do. Not. Like.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Ditzy chicks are alright..........as long as they keep their mouth shut in bed. Cot damn they say some of the dumbest shit when fucking........

"Oh I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.........."

Stuff like that. Do. Not. Like.

That's not ditzy, thats crazy...... there be a difference

 

[HawkeyeHater]

God damn't....... the thing I hate about getting drunk on sunday is coming down if you don't go to bed when you get home.......


I'm hungry but don't want to cook........ I want a drink, but I just finished off my whiskey.... only beer is budwieser or warsteiner, neither sounds appealing at the moment...

I got cottenmouth, but don't want water or pop;......


fuck I need to go to bed

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I jest plain get turned off a bit when a girl gets overdramatic in bed..............

All I really wanna hear ye say is "YEA! FUCK MY PUSSY!"

That's about it.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

LOL....

Sometimes I don't even want to hear that- feels like they be mocking me and shit......

 

[chucksker]

God damn't....... the thing I hate about getting drunk on sunday is coming down if you don't go to bed when you get home.......


I'm hungry but don't want to cook........ I want a drink, but I just finished off my whiskey.... only beer is budwieser or warsteiner, neither sounds appealing at the moment...

I got cottenmouth, but don't want water or pop;......


fuck I need to go to bed

you crazy fucks and your stupid words