tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[chucksker]

anyone know when the spring game is?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Huskers get a HUGE win over Wisconsin

 

[HawkeyeHater]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Is JJM sober or something?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

You lie you cock sucker

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Nebraska lost 50-45..........


JJM must be sober cuz he's fucked in the head

 

[iruletheskool]

So.. that one chick i woke up with that i sed was kinda ugly... Its acceptable if the lights are off and youre drunk right?

She said she wants to finish what we started.. tho we didnt rly start anything.. and im on my way to tipsy..

Advice?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Knock off a chunk and lose her phone number...... problem solved- also if you have her phone number- save it as "dna- ugly bitch"

"do not answer"

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

So.. that one chick i woke up with that i sed was kinda ugly... Its acceptable if the lights are off and youre drunk right?

She said she wants to finish what we started.. tho we didnt rly start anything.. and im on my way to tipsy..

Advice?

So you couldn't finish and she still called you back?

RUN!!!!!

 

[iruletheskool]

Thank ye sir

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Thank ye sir

 

[iruletheskool]

On a scale of 1-10 how ugly is too ugly? LOL

 

[HawkeyeHater]

10 being ugly or the normal 1-10 where 3 is only if your wasted.......



I don't mind fucking ugly chicks aslong as they realize that I'm not going to date them and I don't want to fuck them very often........ twice a year at most..... some ugly chicks just don't get that- they think cuz I'm not that great looking that they are the best I can get, but I got money and a nice truck so they be wrong

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

On a scale of 1-10 how ugly is too ugly? LOL

Take your blood alcohol content level (BAC) and multiply it times 100.......now subtract your results from 10.

Ex:

BAC = 0.09

0.09 x 100 = 9

10 - 9 = 1

1 is too ugly at this given time.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I actually fucked that up

 

[HawkeyeHater]

.99 be dead sir

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

There, fixed it.

 

[iruletheskool]

Alrighty. Thank ye jjm and hh, i shall remember this en sech

 

[HawkeyeHater]

.019 x 100= 1.9

10-1.9=8.1 which is pretty fucking good looking........


your formula sucks jjm

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

.019 x 100= 1.9

10-1.9=8.1 which is pretty fucking good looking........


your formula sucks jjm

0.019 would be like what you're at after taking a sip of beer or somethin