tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[Brasky]

I want Wisconsin to die..............I hate them................I want their team to line up against our team and get pile driven into the ground..........and die there.

I hate them.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I gotta get up at 5 for work

Night ye mighty Huskers...

 

[gobigred]

Night JJM

 

[herky]

So anyways, he says "oh he's finally giving upppp.......would you look at that...."

It was something along those lines, I can't really recall because as soon as his mouth opened up I was seeing red..........and everything I heard was kind of a blur from that point on.

I approached the fuckers because the only way to get back to my car was to walk right by them. The kid doing all the talking is just staring right at me, wearing a red Badgers shirt.......I mean he is facing backwards while he's reeling his line in.......just staring at me as I'm approaching. Then as I get close he says "5 fucking days later he moves from his spot.....Jesus Fucking Christ...."

I said "dude when I got here you guys were already here.......if you really wanted that spot why weren't you down there to begin with?? You beat me here, and somehow I bet you to your spot.....figure that one out...."

He said "we were on our way down there"..........I said "yea you were.......as soon as you saw me catching pike there.......otherwise you were perfectly content catching gar down here..."

He said "we came to catch pike and you TOOK OUR FUCKING SPOT".......(he started to yell). Now at this point his friend was starting to get rational and was like "dude, shut up........we're here from out of state and we don't even know where we're going......just leave him alone."

But his friend insisted "no this fucking queer wants to get his ass kicked the same way his team does every time we take the field...."

I said "every time we take the field??.........so you're basing this on one season, eh?? Good call buddy." He said "no I'm basing it on every time we take the field, as in this season, next season, the season after...."

I said "sounds like a true Badger fan there..........delusional and completely taken in by a couple years of second-rate success....."........He said "how many years of success does Nebraska have in the Big 10 thus far?? (in his nasally fucking faggot ass voice)"........I said "well, we're 0 for 1 right now...........but that won't be the case this season. You better buckle up your fucking chin strap buddy, Ohio State and Penn State didn't do you any favors by allowing us to kick the piss out of you twice in one season........"

Now they both start laughing..........like laughing sarcastically and acting like they are laughing hysterically.

I said "are you also mad that you don't have the right lure on for pike and I do?"........they looked at me like I was stupid. I said "a fucking jig?? seriously?! you're trying to catch pike on a jig in an inlet?.............dude, can I offer you a spinner or a spoon or something?"

The kid in the red shirt told me to fuck off......and called me queerbait

I said, "well here.......I've got 2 beers left here and this is just Nebraska tradition.........you guys can have these beers and I'll leave here and we'll just forget about all that happened here.......how bout that....."

I tossed a beer to both guys and start walking away as I hear them mumbling shit and laughing...........then as I get like 50 feet away from them.......*crash*......beer bottle explodes about 10 feet away from me..........one of the fuckers threw it at me.

I just kept walking as I heard the kid in the red shirt saying "we'll see you in Lincoln..........we're gonna take that fucking place by storm"

JFC people like that need to have an intimate discussion my fist.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I'm still pissed off this morning. Can't fucking believe that all transpired last night

 

[HuskerPower52]

fuck man thats shitty, I cant believe how calm you was on the outside. I would have lost my cool for sure especially after they threw a bottle at me.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I would have beat some badger ass...

 

[HawkeyeHater]

but then again- i like to fight...

 

[huskers1217]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Irule..can you fix this YouTube

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I did exaggerate the beer throwing thing slightly........it didn't land next to me, but dammit they still broke my fucking beer that I gave them for free....and besides that, you don't break a bunch of glass next to the water

I wasn't going to get in any fight because there wes 2 of them and 1 of me.....and getting knocked out next to the river 50 miles away from home would be bad.

 

[iruletheskool]

Too mech red.. and it loorks like an off color

 

[huskers1217]

Lol

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I did exaggerate the beer throwing thing slightly........it didn't land next to me, but dammit they still broke my fucking beer that I gave them for free....and besides that, you don't break a bunch of glass next to the water

I wasn't going to get in any fight because there wes 2 of them and 1 of me.....and getting knocked out next to the river 50 miles away from home would be bad.

pussy

 

[HawkeyeHater]

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Before we even joined the Big 10 my in-laws told me about a trip they went on to Wisconsin. Wisconsin people just seem to have their head up their ass.

My in-laws belong to a car club and once or twice a year they road trip to a car show somewhere. A few years back it was in Wisconsin and he said everyone they talked to was rude. Even the people that managed the camp ground they stayed at they said were bad. Like they were pissed off because they had to rent them camping spots.

This was before we even joined the Big Ten and I think of it everytime some one says something about Wisconsin because it seems every time someone says something about them they are saying what assholes they are.

And JJM if it had been me I would of found the car with Wisconsin plates and shit on the windshield and then grabbed some leaves or something and smeared it all over it.

Or at least made sure they needed to change a tire before they left

 

[sandhill_husker]

That alt uniform is hideous.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I just read that story back and seriously that sounds like something that would happen in a movie or something.......

I've got a buddy who is going back up there with me on Monday..........they said they were camping up there so I'm hoping they're still there. This time I'm going to record this shit with my phone and upload it to youtube though. You all would have laughed your ass off if you could have seen that go down. There was more shit said than what I posted here........but I just wanted to give ye all a good summarization

 

[huskers1217]

I just read that story back and seriously that sounds like something that would happen in a movie or something.......

I've got a buddy who is going back up there with me on Monday..........they said they were camping up there so I'm hoping they're still there. This time I'm going to record this shit with my phone and upload it to youtube though. You all would have laughed your ass off if you could have seen that go down. There was more shit said than what I posted here........but I just wanted to give ye all a good summarization

I think JJM squealed like a pig

 

[Brasky]

LOL 2 JJM running into smart and forkem and not realizing it.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

LOL 2 JJM running into smart and forkem and not realizing it.

That's actually the very first thing that went through my mind when first saw them