tOfficial 2018 Braves season thread

[Mistaken4193]

Can we please Be More Patient and Work the fucking count??

 

[Chewbaccer]

Enders troubles is just a patience thing IMO...Ozzies swing is broken IMO.

Ender makes way too many early at bat outs this year, especially on pulled ground balls. But with his speed, you'd thing he'd at least occasionally leg one out.

Ozzie can't lay off the high fastball, and I don't think he's listening to Seitzer.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Great play Johan!!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Nice play, Camargo.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Blew Through our Lineup on 24 pitches...what a joke.

 

[Chewbaccer]

24 pitches through 3 innings. That's fucking inexcusable.

 

[Chewbaccer]

If there's anyone swinging at the first pitch the next inning and it isn't Freddie, it damn sure better go for a hit.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And a leadoff homer.

That's probably ball game. Hitters refuse to work counts and get on base.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Well, at least it was a solo shot.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And the scrubs of the lineup are the ones getting to us.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Just our fucking luck.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Why the fuck are you throwing that pitch on 3-2 when you just made him look stupid on two fastballs?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Newk has the Folty gene today.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Please Kemp...you led the MLB in GIDP last year.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Only out record this inning was on a sac bunt. Meanwhile, our offense has seen a total of 24 pitches. Go ahead and forfeit if you can't beat this shit.

 

[Mistaken4193]

And Of Course because he is no longer in a Braves uniform he delivers.

 

[Chewbaccer]

This is fucking ridiculous. Did the whole fucking team go out and get hammered last night?

 

[Mistaken4193]

BallGame.

 

[Chewbaccer]

You picked a good fucking time to not have your A stuff, Newk.

Fucking shitfest.

But I guess I'd suck too if I knew my offense only saw 24 pitches and couldn't get a baserunner through 3.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Fucking Kemp hit into double plays literally all the time in those situations when he played for us, and somehow he's gonna get clutch hits this year? WTF?