THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL STEELERS BS THREAD..PART6

[MISKO]

rie you will love costco

 

[MISKO]

costco is one of my favorite stores .. where else can you get 10lb cans of cheese curls.. good prices on booze too and they carry your brand of to-kill-ya

 

[whyoh]

costco is one of my favorite stores .. where else can you get 10lb cans of cheese curls.. good prices on booze too and they carry your brand of to-kill-ya

Sam's Club

 

[MISKO]

Sam's Club

we have a membership there too... but go to costco more

 

[BigBlueNation111]

Afternoon everyone!

 

[Steelerin MS]

Blind Cashier at Costco

A woman goes into Costco to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one
and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.
She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this
rod and reel?"

He says, ?"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and
it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse,
her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is
no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me
the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
She paid it and left without saying a word.

 

[MISKO]

hello blue

 

[whyoh]

we have a membership there too... but go to costco more

lol....i just had to answer


we never go to costco


mostly because the 5 hour drive negates any of the savings

 

[MISKO]

lmao ms good one.. duck c alss and catfish bait indeed

 

[MISKO]

lol....i just had to answer


we never go to costco


mostly because the 5 hour drive negates any of the savings

we are 15minuets from both of those stores

 

[BigBlueNation111]

Blind Cashier at Costco

A woman goes into Costco to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one
and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.
She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this
rod and reel?"

He says, ?"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and
it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse,
her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is
no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me
the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
She paid it and left without saying a word.

lmao!!! nice one MS!!

 

[Steelerin MS]

I feel another good drunk coming on tonight and tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

Hello, everyone.

MS, that was my first good laugh of the day.

 

[Steelerin MS]

Always glad to make someone laugh North. I got one just for you. LOL

 

[Steelerin MS]

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and admonished a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She smiled, then took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that the crabs must stay frozen and he was holding her personally responsible for them, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer. He proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she made an announcement to the entire cabin on the intercom.
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up .....so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

Another good one. Hope ya don't mind if I steal both of those, to share at the Elks this weekend.

Remember...when it comes to jokes, THEFT is the highest form of flattery.

Gotta run along. Did not get lunch. Be back later, I hope.

 

[Steelerin MS]

Later North.

 

[Steelerin MS]

An Irish Toast for all, in case I forget tomorrow.

May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

 

[Steelersrie]

costco is one of my favorite stores .. where else can you get 10lb cans of cheese curls.. good prices on booze too and they carry your brand of to-kill-ya

oh snaps! I didn't even see liquor... I'll go sign up tomorrow!!!

 

[Steelersrie]

we are 15minuets from both of those stores

from my house Costco is 10 minutes, Sam's club is 15 minutes, but I don't like Sams club. I normally just go to wallyworld but after going through Costco last weekend I'm gonna switch and start going there....