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The Los Angeles Lakers 2022 Off-Season Thread

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If you get beat by an Artest jumper, you can only blame yourselves.

Oh I know how to neutralize Artest. He admitted he would drink Hennessy at halftime when he played for the Lakers. I'd just get a really good looking woman to get him shit-faced before tip off. He wouldn't be hittin' any jumpers if he can't walk in a straight line.
 

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Oh I know how to neutralize Artest. He admitted he would drink Hennessy at halftime when he played for the Lakers. I'd just get a really good looking woman to get him shit-faced before tip off. He wouldn't be hittin' any jumpers if he can't walk in a straight line.

No, but he might elbow your star player in the head to even the field...

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No, but he might elbow your star player in the head to even the field...

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Harden shouldn't have had his face in Metta's elbow.



But no worries. This current group of Celtics have been watching video on proper defense tactics.



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Here's one for off-topic. When you mess around with these things, you'd better be packin' or you may end-up dead.

There's no way I'm able to fall back to sleep after the first encounter lol. In fact, I'm out of that area ASAP.
 

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No, but he might elbow your star player in the head to even the field...

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Pau gasol did that to rondo in game 7

Kobe also threw a punch in the first half

Neither even drew a whistle
 
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