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One mans top 10 worst things that happened in basbeall this year.


10. Angels give $125 million to Josh Hamilton. It's easy to forget that Hamilton hit 43 home runs and finished fifth in the MVP voting with the Rangers last season. But that was fueled by a huge first half; a big increase in strikeouts compared to 2011 and an increasingly poor approach at the plate were warning signals that he could be a risky investment. Hamilton salvaged his season a little in the second half, but he's still a guy with a .304 OBP and the Angels will be on the hook for $32 million a season in 2016 and 2017 -- his age 35 and 36 seasons.

9. Rockies give rotation spot to Jeff Francis. Francis had a 5.00 ERA with the Rockies in 2010. He had a 4.82 ERA with the Royals in 2011. He had a 5.58 ERA with the Rockies in 2012. The Rockies thought it was a good idea to give him 11 starts. Look, if three guys get hurt and you have to use Francis to fill in, OK. But 11 starts? He went 2-5 with a 6.61 ERA.

8. Yankees have no backup plan for Derek Jeter. Knowing Jeter's return from last October's broken ankle didn't have an exact timetable, and knowing his defense was an issue even when he was healthy, the Yankees needed an alternative plan -- and, no, Jayson Nix and Eduardo Nunez weren't good ideas. I advocated early in the season that the Yankees go after defensive whiz Brendan Ryan, a move the team finally made in September. Jayson Nix, a .214 career hitter entering the season, didn't hit much and Eduardo Nunez, a terrible fielder, rated at -28 Defensive Runs Saved, the worst total of any player in the majors.

7. Brewers pretend Yuniesky Betancourt is still a major league player. Giving Betancourt 396 plate appearances is kind of like giving up. Betancourt hit .280 with six home runs and 21 RBIs in April. Fake! He was still Yuniesky Betancourt and has hit .189/.215/.287 from May 8 on -- that's 284 PAs. Once it become obvious that April was a fluke, why keep him around all season?

6. Royals count on Jeff Francoeur for more than clubhouse leadership. They Royals believed so much in Francoeur that they traded super prospect Wil Myers to keep Francoeur in right field. Even though Francoeur hit .235/.287/.378 in 2012 and was worth -2.3 WAR. As in, way below replacement level. Francoeur played 59 games, struck out 49 times, drew eight walks, hit .208 and was mercifully released on July 5. There was also the Chris Getz problem at second. Or Ned Yost batting Alcides Escobar second for nearly 300 at-bats despite a .274 OBP. Or that Carlos Pena pinch-hit appearance ... if you get the idea that Yost had a bad year, well ...

5. Royals give Wade Davis 24 starts. Part of the controversial Myers-James Shields trade, Davis had pitched very well for Tampa Bay out of the bullpen in 2012, but the Royals decided to return Davis to the rotation, where he had mediocre results in 2010 and 2011 (4.27 ERA). Giving Davis a chance to start wasn't the worst idea, although he wasn't that great as a starter in Tampa considering the Rays' great defense and a pitcher's park. He was better in relief because his fastball ticked up in shorter outings. The big problem here was Yost kept running Davis out there despite a 5.67 ERA and .320 average allowed. The Royals have allowed the fewest runs in the AL, but what if Bruce Chen had joined the rotation before mid-July?


4. Mariners think it's a good idea to play Michael Morse and Raul Ibanez in the outfield. Together. OK, we'll be a little fair to GM Jack Zduriencik, who did reportedly acquire Justin Upton, only to see Upton veto the trade. He also pursued Hamilton. So Morse was kind of a Plan C or Plan D, the hope being his bat would make up for his lousy defense. Nope. Morse's defense was predictably awful plus he didn't hit. When Franklin Gutierrez spent the year raising sheep in Australia instead of playing center field, that forced the Mariners to use Ibanez regularly in left field, giving them two of the worst (the worst?) corner defenders in the majors.

3. Giants stand pat with Barry Zito. OK, he beat Justin Verlander in Game 1 of the World Series, which pretty much justified that $126 million contract all by itself. While it was understandable to open the season with Zito in the rotation -- he was at least serviceable last season before his clutch postseason performances -- you couldn't assume Zito would roll 30 starts again. Zito went 5-11 with a 5.75 ERA as the Giants gave him 25 starts. But that ERA comes courtesy of help from pitcher friendly AT&T Park. Zito went a stunning 0-9 on the road with a 9.56 ERA and .401 average allowed. Basically, on the road, the average hitter against Zito was Ted Williams.

2. Angels sign Joe Blanton. Considering Blanton had a 4.79 ERA in the National League over the three previous seasons, the odds that he would perform better moving over to the American League seemed slim. There may have been some belief that Blanton's fly ball tendencies would work in Anaheim. Wishful thinking. He went 2-14 with a 6.04 ERA. Meanwhile, the Angels let Ervin Santana go and he had a great year for the Royals.

1. The Phillies go Young. Let's see. Delmon Young and Michael Young were worth a combined -2.8 WAR in 2012, with the Defensive Runs Saved statistic suggesting both were lousy defenders. Ruben Amaro gave a middle finger to advanced metrics and acquired both players. They combined for -2.3 WAR while with the Phillies. On a perhaps related note, the Phillies have allowed the second-most runs in the NL.
 

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up till 630 and DIDNT do cocaine or adultery???

sounds like someone could have used a good closer......

Both were available. I ran into an old buddy who is a verrrrrry bad influence. The harder I resisted sin, the harder he tried. His entire goal for the night was to ruin my life. went to a strip club (havent done that in years) and we sat in VIP because he knew the manager. I had a Titans coaches sideline shirt on and unbeknownst to me, he had told one of the girls I had played for them. I was wondering why there was a girl in my lap from the second we got there til we left. He told them I was a longsnapper. :pound:

what retired football player would wear the shirt of the team they played for? I guess the girls didnt think of that.
 

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Both were available. I ran into an old buddy who is a verrrrrry bad influence. The harder I resisted sin, the harder he tried. His entire goal for the night was to ruin my life. went to a strip club (havent done that in years) and we sat in VIP because he knew the manager. I had a Titans coaches sideline shirt on and unbeknownst to me, he had told one of the girls I had played for them. I was wondering why there was a girl in my lap from the second we got there til we left. He told them I was a longsnapper. :pound:

what retired football player would wear the shirt of the team they played for? I guess the girls didnt think of that.


this sounds like one of rock's old stories:laugh3:
 

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i felt like that this morning.

why the hell would you even consider cocaine? stick with plants. they won't kill you.

Because it attracts a certain type of woman, like moths to a flame?
 

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Both were available. I ran into an old buddy who is a verrrrrry bad influence. The harder I resisted sin, the harder he tried. His entire goal for the night was to ruin my life. went to a strip club (havent done that in years) and we sat in VIP because he knew the manager. I had a Titans coaches sideline shirt on and unbeknownst to me, he had told one of the girls I had played for them. I was wondering why there was a girl in my lap from the second we got there til we left. He told them I was a longsnapper. :pound:

what retired football player would wear the shirt of the team they played for? I guess the girls didnt think of that.

It hasn't been that long since I posted a pic of Dave Parker doing some shopping while wearing 3/4th of his former Pirate uni.
 

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The only cure for this hangover may be death.

I would die right now but none of you are prepared to step up and take over my brilliant leadership at SportsHoopla World Headquarters.
 

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The ceiling fan above my bed is spinning. And it's not even on. :puke:
 

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If we had invested in beer and tequila futures before I went out last night, we'd all be rich today. :puke:
 

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Difference in me at 40 as opposed to 30? In the last 10 yrs at least I've learned NOT to accept the Long Island when a girl hands it to you at 4:30 after 8 hrs of drinking. If I had consumed that Long Island, I would be dead right now.
 
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