Texas still on life support, Selig to retire, and nothing happened in the Bronx

[HammerDown]

I didn't get home til 6:30 this morning. Somehow I managed to not commit cocaine or adultery last night.

 

[BigDDude]

by better, do you mean horsepower or fuel economy?

the new mustang V6 has both.

One of these days, i'm going to get me a Shelby. New or old, I don't really care. In fact, I would take just about any car in the 500 h.p neighborhood.

Me likes to fly low, with my understanding of speed limit being: The limit of speed your car can attain, based on the condition of the road, the car, and the driver.

 

[BigDDude]

I didn't get home til 6:30 this morning. Somehow I managed to not commit cocaine or adultery last night.

Trying to hunt down Capt O at his home, eh?

 

[HammerDown]

Why can I only open one eye right now?

Every cell in my body feels like it's floating in battery acid.

 

[HammerDown]

Trying to hunt down Capt O at his home, eh?

What do you mean, BigD?

 

[BigDDude]

Why can I only open one eye right now?

Every cell in my body feels like it's floating in battery acid.

Someone got poluted last night.


:decision::charlie:

 

[BigDDude]

What do you mean, BigD?

From yesterday.

Bad humor.

Rest the brain cells that are working for you. You will likely need them, by the sound of it.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

HEY HAMMER I'M GOING TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WHICH IS THE EQUIVALENT OF YELLING DOES THAT BOTHER A HUNGOVER MOFO PLUS I'M GOING TO DO A HORRENDOUS RUN-ON SENTENCE WHOO WEE MARIANO RIVERA DODGERS GIANTS OJ SIMPSON REDSOXWORRLDS RUSTY COROLLA BROCK TITTIES BIGD'S WIFE WEARS THE PANTS

 

[HammerDown]

Shoot me and get it over with.

I'm going back to sleep and maybe when I wake up my brain won't hurt so bad.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

 

[HammerDown]

I'll never get drunk again. I mean it this time.

 

[HammerDown]

Hu, why is it when I look at that the room stops spinning?

 

[HammerDown]

Where are my sunglasses? They must be around here somewhere.

 

[BigDDude]

Now that's just mean.............

 

[HammerDown]

A king's ransom for a Gatorade right now.

 

[Brocktagon]

i felt like that this morning.

why the hell would you even consider cocaine? stick with plants. they won't kill you.

 

[tabascojet]

I didn't get home til 6:30 this morning. Somehow I managed to not commit cocaine or adultery last night.

up till 630 and DIDNT do cocaine or adultery???

sounds like someone could have used a good closer......

 

[HammerDown]

I smoked a cuban at some point last night. How do I know? It tastes like Castro took a shit in my mouth.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hu, why is it when I look at that the room stops spinning?

I'd say you have what the Mexicans call "buyer's remorse."

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

I smoked a cuban at some point last night. How do I know? It tastes like Castro took a shit in my mouth.

what was his name?