Super Hero...Super Lame

[Bizzle McDizzle]

at this point, even the WNBA is laughing at the NHL marketing depatment

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Oh God..

Just saw the Versus commercial for the ASG (good commercial, by the way)

the said they are premiering the Guardian Project at the ASG...

I'll have to make sure I'm out in the concourse getting a beer when they do that. To keep from throwing up.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Can you buy me a Sabre Guardian bobblehead while you are there?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

that and a set of can coozies

 

[elocomotive]

New guardian... "The Devil"....

The Devil, being a Devil, is mischievous and likes to play practical jokes on all the other Guardians. He is proud to be from New Jersey and is inspired by all the great people who hail from the Garden State. He's aware that his appearance doesn't exactly scream "one of the good guys" so he goes out of his way to make sure people, especially kids, understand he is one.

Of course the evil villains the Guardians are up against know he's not someone to be messed with. He honestly enjoys confrontation and he's not afraid to jump into any situation with attitude. He's a bipedal humanoid with hoofed feet, a horse's head and the wings of a giant bat, reminiscent of the "Jersey Devil" from which he takes his name. He has the ability to withstand any heat and breathes fire. He doesn't merely defeat his opponents, he annihilates them. He has a whip-like tail that is comprised of flexible titanium and has barbed hooks at the end. In a fight there is simply no one better to have by your side.

So, the Devil is now a good guy? If there was ONE team you were gonna vary from the formula of team name is the guardians name, this would have been it. + =

 

[elocomotive]

Also, I love this...

Best chance the Islanders have at some sort of accomplishment this year.

 

[dare2be]

I just can't take any more of this. This thread is now closed.

 

[mooger_35]

The Wild is a vision of raw power coupled with brilliant intellect. He is an intellectual and avid reader, taken from the fact that the Minneapolis-St. Paul area is one of the most highly literate in the Country. At one moment, he is a deadly serious problem solver, the next an irreverent adventurer.

The Wild isn't so much a superhero as he is a force of nature. He only has super abilities when he is in his "Wild" form although his incredible intelligence is nearly a super power on its own. Knowing his volatile side can be dangerously unpredictable; the Wild chains himself up at night so as not to cause any unnecessary mayhem.The other Guardians respect him and his wild-side but they also know its' destructive potential. As a nod to Minnesota's mining history, the Wild can also use his razor sharp claws to tunnel through the earth's crust allowing him to sneak up on enemy fortresses.

 

[mooger_35]

The Devil, being a Devil, is mischievous and likes to play practical jokes on all the other Guardians. He is proud to be from New Jersey and is inspired by all the great people who hail from the Garden State. He's aware that his appearance doesn't exactly scream "one of the good guys" so he goes out of his way to make sure people, especially kids, understand he is one.

Of course the evil villains the Guardians are up against know he's not someone to be messed with. He honestly enjoys confrontation and he's not afraid to jump into any situation with attitude. He's a bipedal humanoid with hoofed feet, a horse's head and the wings of a giant bat, reminiscent of the "Jersey Devil" from which he takes his name. He has the ability to withstand any heat and breathes fire. He doesn't merely defeat his opponents, he annihilates them. He has a whip-like tail that is comprised of flexible titanium and has barbed hooks at the end. In a fight there is simply no one better to have by your side.

 

[pixburgher66]

Oh, a firebreathing horse/demon. Definitely a practical joker.

 

[SLY]

Looks kinda like IPW.

 

[pixburgher66]

Looks kinda like IPW.

wait forrrr it. waiiiit for it. EVIL TWIN.

 

[SLY]

His twin from Jersey who's on suicide watch.

 

[pixburgher66]

His twin from Jersey who's on suicide watch.

He's addicted to the crack pipe...poor fellow.

 

[IPostedWhat]

'The Lightning' is a man of action, he is brazen and cocky. Like the pirates who inhabited the Tampa area 200 years ago, he is impetuous and unpredictable. He's feisty and fun and he is a natural ladies man with an in-your-face bravado. He is determined to save the world from harm, and wants to look good doing it. Physically he looks like a dashing young teenager complete with an electric blue Mohawk. He wears a rubber suit, that resembles a wetsuit but far more durable, that insulates his electrical current and allows him to walk amongst others without burning them to a crisp.

He can move at the speed of lightning and can travel from place to place using power lines or any electrical current. At a moment’s notice he can summon lightning from the sky and harness its devastating energy. He can focus electric lightning blasts from his fingertips and his internal electrical charge could light an entire blacked out city. His most devastating weapon however is what he calls his "Bolt Spear" which is essentially a highly energized lightning rod that he can create in the palm of his hand.

 

[IPostedWhat]

He's feisty and fun and he is a natural ladies man with an in-your-face bravado. He wears a rubber suit that insulates his electrical current and allows him to walk amongst others without burning them to a crisp.

So he has to wear a full body condom when he has sex or he will kill the chick he's with?

 

[mooger_35]

Kind of looks like Brian McCabe.

 

[IPostedWhat]

His most devastating weapon however is what he calls his "Bolt Spear" which is essentially a highly energized lightning rod that he can create in the palm of his hand.

I bet he can "rub one out" at any time.

 

[SLY]

I bet he can "rub one out" at any time.

lmfbso!!! Rep for you when I can.

(yes that is laugh my fucking bolt spear off)

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

If they unite to save us from Gary Bettman, I'm all for it.