Super Hero...Super Lame

[SLY]

Conspiracy confirmed! We KNEW the NHL was turning a blind eye to calling penalties that would put the Pens in "the box."

Dude, that is so fucking hilarious! Stan Lee exposed Bettman!!!

 

[sportfan09]

Shield because Kings carry shields and Earthquakes for San Andreas Fault runs through LA (area)

this logo is normally on the shoulder

Don King wearing alternate jersey

i would fucking hang myself if that fuck nut put a flyers jersey on lol

 

[dare2be]

I thought this was an IPW photoshop special. What gave me that impression was the blurb "tune in to the 2011 All Star Game to see the Blackhawk come to life", as Blackhawks were one of the ballot stuffed teams.

 

[dare2be]

Conspiracy confirmed! We KNEW the NHL was turning a blind eye to calling penalties that would put the Pens in "the box."

LOL nice one!

 

[mooger_35]

I can hardly wait to see the Canucks "Guardian".

Seriously though there is all sorts of material for the Leafs superhero. haha

 

[naslundfan19]

Seriously though there is all sorts of material for the Leafs superhero. haha

The Leafs have a superhero?

:p

 

[SLY]

The Leafs have a superhero?

:p

Bob Marley?

 

[davnlaguna]

The Leafs have a superhero?

:p

He throws round discs with square shaped creavices covered in a sticky substance that causes people to move slower

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Dear Gary;

I will give anything, ANYTHING for you to allow Detroit to not have a... a.. "Guardian". I will give Pavel Datsyuk to the Leafs, I will return a Stanley Cup, I will get a tattoo that says "The Chicago Blackhawks and their fans are superior to the Red Wings in every way".

Please, please, please, do not shame our storied franchise, so rich in tradition and history, with some ridiculous super hero with a craptastic super hero back story. I don't want to know about how his dad worked on the line in a Ford plant, and how he was accidentally crushed and combined with a '92 Lumina at a scrap metal yard. I don't give a fuck about his WD40 cannons or his 20'' chrome rims. Just make this go away. This is my worst nightmare. It's so fucking embarrassing. You are embarrassing, Gary, and you need to make this go away.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I thought this was an IPW photoshop special. What gave me that impression was the blurb "tune in to the 2011 All Star Game to see the Blackhawk come to life", as Blackhawks were one of the ballot stuffed teams.

Watch the Blackhawk come to life! He's actually been watching the Bears for the last 20 years, but then through the magic of the NHL Draft Lottery he was awarded a magical silver Cup! He suddenly remembered that he existed, and has sprung to life!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I can hardly wait to see the Canucks "Guardian".

Seriously though there is all sorts of material for the Leafs superhero. haha

We all knew it was coming to this...

 

[elocomotive]

Dear Gary;
I will give Pavel Datsyuk to the Leafs, I will return a Stanley Cup, I will get a tattoo that says "The Chicago Blackhawks and their fans are superior to the Red Wings in every way".

I checked with George McPhee and he is offering the following...

For Pavel Datsyuk and One Stanley Cup, the Caps will take on two "Guardians."

 

[elocomotive]

Okay, so he controls the wind and has wings... why does he need rocket and air boosters?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Okay, so he controls the wind and has wings... why does he need rocket and air boosters?

That's actually not an accurate picture... that's Chief Guardian's imagination after he ate some magic mushrooms on his vision quest... he's actually holed up in a TP talking to a rock.

 

[IPostedWhat]

"The Flyer" is a patriotic American who bleeds red, white and blue (and orange and black of course) but isn't blind to the inequities of the system. He lives to be a leader and loves being the driving force behind making the world a better place. Of course, like his fellow Philadelphians, he has the propensity to let his intensity get the better of him.

As one of the many "Birds" within the NHL Guardian world, the Flyer has the obvious ability of flight. His unique addition to the Guardian "Air Force" is his gift of sight. He can pinpoint objects from 30 thousand feet and is able to see through obstacles making him slightly more valuable in certain situations. He has a titanium eagle that he keeps as a pet and he can see whatever the eagle sees. The Flyer possesses the ability of suggestion meaning he can read an opponent's mind and make them do things against their will. He is the only true telekinetic Guardian, able to move with great force any object he sets his mind to.

 

[IPostedWhat]

If there was ever a Guardian that should of had the power to electroshock, this was the one.

 

[pixburgher66]

Hahahahah, the Penguin is really just Freeze from The Incredibles. Seriously.

 

[elocomotive]

"The Flyer" is a patriotic American who bleeds red, white and blue (and orange and black of course) but isn't blind to the inequities of the system. He lives to be a leader and loves being the driving force behind making the world a better place. Of course, like his fellow Philadelphians, he has the propensity to let his intensity get the better of him.

Bummer for Flyers' fans - their guardian is a hippy, Caps' fan!

 

[IPostedWhat]

I think I'm going to create more villians that will fight these Guardians. Dr. Doom Bettman will still be the leader.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I couldn't write more ridiculously hilarious cheese if I tried. Keep these coming guys, I'm dying over here.