Super Hero...Super Lame

[Comeds]

Halloween cannot come soon enough!

 

[elocomotive]

New Bruins' Guardian is now out....

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Does he have the super ability to choke away a 3-0 series lead faster than a speeding bullet?

 

[elocomotive]

ouch! Zing!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I think I just crossed the line... maybe I should erase that..

 

[BostonAJ]

Does he have the super ability to choke away a 3-0 series lead faster than a speeding bullet?

I am so going to buy a Red Wings Guardian and use it for voodoo purposes.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I am so going to buy a Red Wings Guardian and use it for voodoo purposes.

I wonder if they will sell them as a hard plastic mold, a la GI Joe, or if they will be soft plush collectables?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I am so going to buy a Red Wings Guardian and use it for voodoo purposes.

PS: Buy the Chris Osgood version, it's impossible to get so much as a needle past it..

 

[TheRobotDevil]

the super devil

 

[dare2be]

Meh, I'll just take the justice league guardian.

 

[elocomotive]

New Guardian folks... the Oiler! (such clever names)

Here's his description:

"The Oiler" is serious in a way that only a guy living on the outskirts of the most northern Canadian metropolis can be. He's gritty and tough like the roughneck oilrig workers he mostly associates with. He loves getting his hands dirty and not only doesn't he shy away from hard, physical work, he relishes it. He spends a majority of his time roaming the Northwest Territories. He's most happy when he's exploring the vast northern wilderness.

He does have a lighter side although his superhero buddies don't always get his quirky sense of humor. He's a modern day Cain constantly searching for the wisdom that he's certain the frozen north has to offer.

In stature you'd be hard pressed to find a more impressive Guardian. He's a 10 and a half-foot tall and 950-pound mountain of muscle. Whether it's blasting bad guys with torrents of energized oil, engulfing them in a horrendous blizzard or crushing through concrete walls, the Oiler is one devastating Guardian.

Note to Stan Lee - Out of control oil.... LIIIIIIIIITTLE bit of a sensitive spot right now. Also sounds like he's got a Weight problem. I mean that literally - it sounds like he ate Doug Weight.

 

[IPostedWhat]

In stature you'd be hard pressed to find a more impressive Guardian. He's a 10 and a half-foot tall and 950-pound mountain of muscle.

He should be the goalie for the Leafs.

 

[elocomotive]

Nice avie! Hahaha.

 

[IPostedWhat]

So he's a mix between Bane and Juggernaut?

 

[elocomotive]

I still don't get what they are saving us from.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I still don't get what they are saving us from.

Post #28.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I still don't get what they are saving us from.

certainly not from embarassment

 

[IPostedWhat]

He can't be a manipulator of oil because that the job of the USA.

We would invade his ass.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

so they are saving us from post #28?

weird.


seems silly

 

[IPostedWhat]

100!