Stanton "I'd hit 80 home runs if I knew the pitch, and if I could stand upright for 162 games"

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

But if we all took our syphilis medicine the rants would go away.

 

[tducey]

Yeah, this thing isn't going away at all. For all the great talent Houston has the team made their own bed here with this and will have to live with all the backlash.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What you people call cheaters, I call innovators.

My first sports love was NASCAR, and Smokey Yunik and Junior Johnson are held in the highest regard despite them being responsible for over half of the rule book

They called him Junior Johnson because he was hung like a three year old.

 

[10HtownRebs]

I bet Bonds would have hit 100 in 2001 if he cheated like the Astros did. He was only getting 1 pitch to hit every AB and was putting it in the seats. Imagine if he knew what pitch was coming

If Bonds cheated.

That mf'ers head got the size of a watermelon after he turned 40 he was juicing so hard.

 

[The Oldtimer]

Yeah, this thing isn't going away at all. For all the great talent Houston has the team made their own bed here with this and will have to live with all the backlash.

I agree and Houston will have to live with all the backlash forever.

 

[RubinRock]

Like clockwork. Perpetual torn pussy. Maybe just 70 homers this year instead?