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[bravesfan]

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2014 NY Yankees

C: Francisco Cervelli
1B: Mark Teixeira
2B: Jayson Nix
3B: David Adams
SS: Eduardo Nunez
RF: Ichiro Suzuki
CF: Brett Gardner
LF: Alfonso Soriano
DH: Vernon Wells

 

[bravesfan]

Reading is gay

 

[Blitzville]

No respect for the Pirates?

 

[cerealboi]

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2014 NY Yankees

C: Francisco Cervelli
1B: Mark Teixeira
2B: Jayson Nix
3B: David Adams
SS: Eduardo Nunez
RF: Ichiro Suzuki
CF: Brett Gardner
LF: Alfonso Soriano
DH: Vernon Wells

Not bad for only 200 mill. But Jeter will be on the team. I think he has an option. Nunez will have to play in the outfield.

 

[Andrew28]

do you still have your diploma from the "Joe Morgan School of Baseball Analysis" on your fridge?

this was brilliant!

I was hoping you'd like my in depth anaylsis! Here's another nugget of wisdom...

If the Yanks score more runs in each game they will sweep the series. Mark it down!

 

[bravesfan]

No respect for the Pirates?

Instead of boasting about teams that are good, this thread destroys teams that are bad, especially for teams in NY. If Kate_Upton aka JD shows up, I'm sure he'll have wonderful things to say about the pirates.

 

[Brocktagon]

"mark sanchez is a franchise quarterback"

 

[Brocktagon]

"derek jeter is the best shortstop ever"

 

[Andrew28]

Give him a break, he's a 28-year-old yankee fan. He has only known joy in his liefetime. This has to be a very depressing season for him.

I wish I was still 28. I've been around long enough to see the Yanks stink...the 80's sucked.

And for the record the Yanks missed the post-season as recently as 2008. Thankfully the following year they won the whole damn thing...again.

 

[Brocktagon]

"eli >>> peyton"

 

[Brocktagon]

"i'm the best NY fan in the world but i'll never mention the knicks"

 

[bravesfan]

If the Yanks score more runs in each game they will sweep the series. Mark it down!

That's textbook baseball analysis

 

[Andrew28]

"i'm the best NY fan in the world but i'll never mention the knicks"

Tom Brady piss's excellence, Hernandez was framed!

 

[HammerDown]

"Jeter doesn't even care about his batting average right now he's so focused on his stellar defense and the intangibles."

 

[bravesfan]

Tom Brady piss's excellence, Hernandez was framed!

"Robert Kraft invented football"

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

"Robert Kraft invented football"

"Matt Ryan is an elite QB"

 

[bravesfan]

"Matt Ryan is an elite QB"

damn right!

and the 1995 Braves were the best team eva!!!!

 

[HammerDown]

"Robert Kraft is the blood flowing through the very veins of NFL football."

"When Robert Kraft dies, so does the NFL."

"Robert Kraft really invented football but his humility demanded that Walter Camp take the credit."

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Here's the sheet music for this thread

 

[cerealboi]

Those are not the words to the "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel.