So, what do we do now?

[li0lsh]

I bed you would like them if Lilolish went

she's not experienced enough for me

sorry to say

 

[Eddie_Shack]

You're so funny, Eddie. Did you get married yet or is that later this summer?

Didn't see that. See above post.

 

[KillerVee]

Haha IDK... I just remember one Sharks playoff thread where you were both drunk and trying to meet up. Of course it seemed you guys failed miserably at that.

Yeah but...like...in a little brother sense. Li0 is like 14.

 

[li0lsh]

Yeah but...like...in a little brother sense. Li0 is like 14.

im only 9 babe. i know it seemed bigger

 

[KillerVee]

Is the bride your baby mama?

 

[Ties5o11]

I have a fun game we can play: I get married in nine days. Someone talk me out of it!

Im terribly sorry to hear that my friend.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I have a fun game we can play: I get married in nine days. Someone talk me out of it!

Whatever happens, happens!

 

[KillerVee]

im only 9 babe. i know it seemed bigger

HAHAHA! I give you credit for trying. You're smart for such a young fella!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Is the bride your baby mama?

That makes it sound oh so trashy, but yes she is.

 

[li0lsh]

HAHAHA! I give you credit for trying. You're smart for such a young fella!

don't you mean feller?

 

[KillerVee]

That makes it sound oh so trashy, but yes she is.

That's not trashy. It's good. Can I come? Let's see a picture! I love weddings! How big is your reception? I mean...I know a barn can only hold so many people but if you move the horses out first....

 

[Eddie_Shack]

im only 9 babe. i know it seemed bigger

Hey, if you tell them it's twelve, it'll feel like twelve!

Im terribly sorry to hear that my friend.

Yeah, yeah, funny stuff.

Whatever happens, happens!

Some of the most horrible things I've ever done, I've done drunk on Jack Daniels. Maybe lose the gun.... and use a water pistol!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

That's not trashy. It's good. Can I come? Let's see a picture! I love weddings! How big is your reception? I mean...I know a barn can only hold so many people but if you move the horses out first....

Excuse me, but we're having it at the unemployment office thank you very much.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Send me a pic of you and her e-mail address.

The problem will take care of itself.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Send me a pic of you and her e-mail address.

The problem will take care of itself.

Are you going to pull an Anthony Weiner?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Are you going to pull an Anthony Weiner?

Can I even send an attachment that big?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

edit: picture way too fucking big.


/dammit IPW, can't you take these pictures after you get out of the pool or something?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

This is a little more reasonable.

 

[IPostedWhat]

/dammit IPW, can't you take these pictures after you get out of the pool or something?

Why am I in a pool right now? Are we role playing?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Why am I in a pool right now? Are we role playing?

No, see, the picture was way too big, so I was insinuating that it was a picture of your huge johnson by commenting that if you took the picture after getting out of the pool, there might be some shrinkage, thereby making the picture smaller. It was actually not a picture of your johnson, but I thought that making a giant johnson joke would be funny.