Sharkonabicycle
Bipedal Sea Dog
If a car advertisement comes out that says: "This is basically the same model as last year. It's generally a piece of shit and will probably break down in 10 years. The electronics will be out-dated in < 2 years and it's in no way revolutionary. Just give us your money and we'll send you on your way and give you fake smiles and waves as you leave the lot while we go back inside and jack off at our desks."
I will buy that car.
I will buy that car.