Seahawks fans are seachickens

[NEhomer]

See what he did there guys? A chicken is a bird, much like a hawk. But a chicken is not as intimidating or majestic as a hawk. Therein lies in the humor. Well played good sir. Well played.


I was wondering about that.

 

[Banned 10x]

This thread is drowning in the OP's tears. And those tears cure AIDS, my friends.

Monkey AIDS.

"i thought ya'll were a good site but i was wrong, a got a friend a master computor whiz the might just cause ya'll some problems"

 

[BoBlake]

It's not BS and I'm far from the only person to point it out. I just enjoy doing it more than most.

No, it's just BS. I just copy/pasted 5 pages of threads into excel to see what it looked like. Here you go.

Most Threads out of 244
NFL General = 85
Seattle = 23
Denver = 21
Dallas = 16
New England = 15
Baltimore = 14
Pittsburgh = 11
San Francisco = 9


Now, I'm more interested in the Seattle threads, here they are:

6 of the 23 were started by a Seattle fan (and 2 of them are negative).

1. Russell Wilson throws for 300 for only the 3rd time in his career vs Saints on MNF (WISCONSIN fan)
2. Sherman popping off at the mouth (NEW ORLEANS fan)
3. LOL at the thin skinned seahawk fans... (NEW YORK JETS fan)
4. Question to Seahawk fans (DALLAS fan)
5. Brandon Browner suspended indefinitely for violating the league’s substance policy (TEXAS fan)
6. Chicken of the Sea (ARIZONA fan)
7. Rams dont need to show up on Sunday I guess (SAN FRANCISCO fan)
8. Seahawks fans are seachickens (SAN FRANCISCO fan)
9. Who's peaking too soon? (STEELERS fan)
10. Best defensive performance of the year? (DENVER fan)
11. Seattle @ San Fran next week (NEW ENGLAND fan)
12. Seahawks - Niners Rivalry Thread (SAN FRANCISCO fan)
13. Ramifications of Seahawks vs. 49ers Game (TENNESSEE fan)
14. SF 49ers embarrasing plea for Sunday vs SEA (OAKLAND fan)
15. 49ers fans collect $8K to put up billboard in Seattle (TEXAS fan)
16. Some jackass on ESPN radio just said (ATLANTA fan)
17. Cards defense stole Beast mode's skittles. (UNKNOWN, but not a Seattle fan)
    
18. Sherman says what we all think. Kipers an idiot (SEATTLE fan)
19. Seattle looks average at best. (SEATTLE fan)
20. The Road To The Superbowl Almost Certainly Goes Through Seattle! (SEATTLE fan)
21. Seattles Secondary depth (SEATTLE fan)
22. Russell Wilson MVP? (SEATTLE fan)
23. Russell Wilson is starting a pretty impressive list (SEATTLE fan)

Now, here are some good examples of threads where they started as general NFL or other team posts, then someone turned them into Seahawks posts. Several times, that person was you.

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...24-my-rule-whether-you-have-great-qb-not.html 4TH POST
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...discussion/130520-if-we-had-cut-nfl-half.html 21ST POST
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...eneral-discussion/131543-virgin-champion.html 5TH POST
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...pn-went-full-retard-their-power-rankings.html 4TH POST
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...al-2013-divisions-non-divisional-records.html 8TH POST





In summary, unless you have evidence, then I'm going to assume you're simply full of shit.

 

[BoBlake]

In summary, unless you have evidence, then I'm going to assume you're simply full of shit.

And only 6 of the 23 are positive towards the Seahawks, and 4 of those were from Seahawks fans.

4 Seattle fans posted positive Seattle postings.
2 Seattle fans posted negative/neutral Seattle postings.

2 fans from other teams posted positive Seattle postings.
17 fans from other teams posted negative/neutral Seattle postings.


I'm pretty sure that settles it.

 

[cwood]

No, it's just BS. I just copy/pasted 5 pages of threads into excel to see what it looked like. Here you go.

Most Threads out of 244
NFL General = 85
Seattle = 23
Denver = 21
Dallas = 16
New England = 15
Baltimore = 14
Pittsburgh = 11
San Francisco = 9


Now, I'm more interested in the Seattle threads, here they are:

6 of the 23 were started by a Seattle fan (and 2 of them are negative).

1. Russell Wilson throws for 300 for only the 3rd time in his career vs Saints on MNF (WISCONSIN fan)
2. Sherman popping off at the mouth (NEW ORLEANS fan)
3. LOL at the thin skinned seahawk fans... (NEW YORK JETS fan)
4. Question to Seahawk fans (DALLAS fan)
5. Brandon Browner suspended indefinitely for violating the league’s substance policy (TEXAS fan)
6. Chicken of the Sea (ARIZONA fan)
7. Rams dont need to show up on Sunday I guess (SAN FRANCISCO fan)
8. Seahawks fans are seachickens (SAN FRANCISCO fan)
9. Who's peaking too soon? (STEELERS fan)
10. Best defensive performance of the year? (DENVER fan)
11. Seattle @ San Fran next week (NEW ENGLAND fan)
12. Seahawks - Niners Rivalry Thread (SAN FRANCISCO fan)
13. Ramifications of Seahawks vs. 49ers Game (TENNESSEE fan)
14. SF 49ers embarrasing plea for Sunday vs SEA (OAKLAND fan)
15. 49ers fans collect $8K to put up billboard in Seattle (TEXAS fan)
16. Some jackass on ESPN radio just said (ATLANTA fan)
17. Cards defense stole Beast mode's skittles. (UNKNOWN, but not a Seattle fan)
    
18. Sherman says what we all think. Kipers an idiot (SEATTLE fan)
19. Seattle looks average at best. (SEATTLE fan)
20. The Road To The Superbowl Almost Certainly Goes Through Seattle! (SEATTLE fan)
21. Seattles Secondary depth (SEATTLE fan)
22. Russell Wilson MVP? (SEATTLE fan)
23. Russell Wilson is starting a pretty impressive list (SEATTLE fan)

Now, here are some good examples of threads where they started as general NFL or other team posts, then someone turned them into Seahawks posts. Several times, that person was you.

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...24-my-rule-whether-you-have-great-qb-not.html 4TH POST
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...discussion/130520-if-we-had-cut-nfl-half.html 21ST POST
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...eneral-discussion/131543-virgin-champion.html 5TH POST
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...pn-went-full-retard-their-power-rankings.html 4TH POST
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...al-2013-divisions-non-divisional-records.html 8TH POST





In summary, unless you have evidence, then I'm going to assume you're simply full of shit.

Lmao... did you really take the time to do that? Well done.

 

[sfsportsfan]

No Seahawk fan that I've talked to got mad about that billboard thing you guys did. It just added to the rivalry which is great. Unfortunately you guys had to fuck it up and put it in Fife But to just put your Superbowl trophies on a billboard as if to retort our current success is a touch ridiculous.

When all of your championships came in the same century in which the Ottoman Empire existed, then you need to STFU about them instead of using them as some go-to

No, they just brush it off with the same lame 'hammers law' bull shit and say it somehow means we're scared of the cawks.

Every team with history celebrates their history. Of course were proud of it. Should Americans celebrate 4th of July? Winning independence was centuries ago.

Just remember, our most recent Super Bowl was still a helluva lot more recent than yours. Now, putting it in Fife was a big fuck up.

Yeah, they really want to convince themselves that we're upset about the billboard huh?

Just like y'all wanna pretend the bricks or banners upset us?

I was ya the banner game, and the pilot must have been a 9er fan cuz he flew waaaay higher than the other planes. I couldn't actually read it until he flew over us in the parking lot.

holy shit that meme made me lol

Even though it describes y'all more?

 

[sfsportsfan]

Btw, cawk's fans. Y'all see Brooks won his appeal on the hit on Brees, thus showing the NFL fucked up, and the 9ers should have won that game? Y'all better be thankful of that home field advantage if you get it.

 

[BoBlake]

Btw, cawk's fans. Y'all see Brooks won his appeal on the hit on Brees, thus showing the NFL fucked up, and the 9ers should have won that game? Y'all better be thankful of that home field advantage if you get it.

Pretty sure if we win on Sunday our record would have been enough to get home field regardless of that game. You guys lost by a lot more than that one play though. Never should have been in that situation to begin with.

 

[SonnyCID]

Just like y'all wanna pretend the bricks or banners upset us?

Well, you did respond… You must care.

 

[SonnyCID]

Btw, cawk's fans. Y'all see Brooks won his appeal on the hit on Brees, thus showing the NFL fucked up, and the 9ers should have won that game? Y'all better be thankful of that home field advantage if you get it.

Well that's it guys. Time to go through the history books and start revising everything.

 

[gohusk]

Nah, but apparently we're easy prey for tolls. Why bother with this crap? People are taking time out of their day to come up with responses to hot steaming garbage.

 

[BloodType49]

 

[Perpetual_Beast_Mode]

I don't think Seattle even had fans 2 years ago. Give them time, they're still getting adjusted to following the NFL.

Two years ago the Seahawks had enough fans to fill up 99.1% of Qwest Field, actually:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/attendance/_/year/2011/sort/homePct

 

[Midnightangel]

Two years ago the Seahawks had enough fans to fill up 99.1% of Qwest Field, actually:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/attendance/_/year/2011/sort/homePct

LIES!

Gooeyduck in Seahawks jerseys.

 

[Perpetual_Beast_Mode]

LIES!

Gooeyduck in Seahawks jerseys.

Yep, all our 2011 fans were relatives of these guys:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHqhcnKNr-E"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHqhcnKNr-E[/ame]

 

[sfsportsfan]

Pretty sure if we win on Sunday our record would have been enough to get home field regardless of that game. You guys lost by a lot more than that one play though. Never should have been in that situation to begin with.

Huh? We woulda been tied and the 9ers win off strength of schedule. Same way we can if you guys lose and we win this week. Check the standings.

And what are you talking about? We were up when Brooks caused the fumble that would have allowed us to run out the clock but the shitty penalty gave the saints the ball back.

 

[sfsportsfan]

Well, you did respond… You must care.

Lol, you guys have the cutest logic. Smh.

 

[BoBlake]

Huh? We woulda been tied and the 9ers win off strength of schedule. Same way we can if you guys lose and we win this week. Check the standings.

And what are you talking about? We were up when Brooks caused the fumble that would have allowed us to run out the clock but the shitty penalty gave the saints the ball back.

Well. We're both idiots. You're right that a tie would give you the win. You're wrong about strength of schedule. Seattle would be 3-3 in the conference if they lose. You'd be 5-1.

And not being fined for a hit doesn't mean it wasn't a penalty. Plenty of penalties are not fined.

 

[sfsportsfan]

Well. We're both idiots. You're right that a tie would give you the win. You're wrong about strength of schedule. Seattle would be 3-3 in the conference if they lose. You'd be 5-1.

And not being fined for a hit doesn't mean it wasn't a penalty. Plenty of penalties are not fined.

I'm pretty sure we hold the tie breaker of strength of schedule since we finished in first last year and had to play all the first place teams in the NFC. I'm not 100% but I think that's what they go by. At least that's what I heard on the 9ers post game.

And why would they not fine an unnecessary roughness call?

 

[Wolvie]

I'm pretty sure we hold the tie breaker of strength of schedule since we finished in first last year and had to play all the first place teams in the NFC. I'm not 100% but I think that's what they go by. At least that's what I heard on the 9ers post game.

And why would they not fine an unnecessary roughness call?

It wont come down to SOS as tie breaker but if youre interested, the only difference in games that SF and SEA had were that the Hawks played the Vikings and the Giants while the Niners played the Packers and Redskins. I think its possible that we actually have the exact same SOS this season still