dare2be
IST EIN PINGUINE
They aren't happy about living here. Most stores don't sell clothes in 5x, nobody puts french fries on sandwiches, and all the beer is actually good (not that Iron City swill). But alas, they didn't have much choice when all the jobs left. Where were they gonna go? Dallas?
Dayum, I can't think of a similar quarter-century-old joke to come back with...so I'll just leave this here.
Man, we must have really done a number on your city, then...