Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Nola has got another no-run game going but like so many other instances, sooner or later he gives-up the big hit as he approaches the100-pitches mark.

 

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C'mon Hoskins you PODS!!

 

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Stott and Schwarber are the only two regular Dildoes stuck under .200 BA.

 

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It seems that when the Dildoes get some runs, they immediately go into default relax mode and do nothing but strike and field-out!!

 

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Way to go Realmuto. A double to deep left and we are cooking!

 

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Bohm is an ofer Dildoe today!

 

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That figures.

 

[Cedrique]

good job getting Rodon to run up his pitch count

 

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On to the 6th Inning.

 

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Schwarber had Rodon at 80 back in the 4th Inning with like 10 pitches. Foul ball, foul ball, foul ball...

 

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Nola gives-up the deep ball again and the Geeants score a run.

 

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He gives-up another run and the game is tied. Nola is getting tired because he gives-up hits and runs when he gets tired. Same shit, different day.

 

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And now he hits the batter!! LOL! DILDOES!! DILDOES!! DILDOES!!!

 

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AND THE ULTIMATE!! NOLA SERVES-UP A FLORES 3-RUN HOMER AND THE DILOES WILL HAVE NUMBER 30 LOSS IN THE BOOKS!!!

 

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Five runs in the 6th and there are still no outs. This could be the sweep I predicted back last week!!

 

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Is it any wonder why anybody in their right mind would want to pay the ticket prices to go to the Park to watch this bullshit!

 

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And of course the Dildoes follow-up with ZERO runs again!

 

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This Maton fella is having a huge day as he just nails a homer and brings home Herrera. 5-4 Geeants.

 

[Retroram52]

Stott goes to Second on a wild pitch by Garcia and voila, the tying run is on Second base. Come on, Schwarber, put the damn ball in-play, ya flippin turd!

 

[Retroram52]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED!! DILDOES!! DILDOES!! DILDOES!!