Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Yea, that's the ticket. Serve-up a Homer and now your asses are whipped. What a bunch of effing douchebags!!

 

[Retroram52]

Yea like the Dildoes are going to score 4 runs. Just go home!!

 

[Retroram52]

There is always tomorrow and another ass-whippin. I am pretty sure I predicted we are going to get swept by the Geeants at home and it will happen tomorrow. Later.

 

[Cedrique]

The Phils will be fine. Just need to maybe pickup another DH at the deadline. Seven of them isn't enough.

 

[jvett77]

Phillies 10-18 in May. I thought April’s 11-11 sucked.

 

[Retroram52]

I guarantee that the Dildoes will get 30 losses before they see 30 wins.

 

[Cedrique]

I guarantee that the Dildoes will get 30 losses before they see 30 wins.

so you're guaranteeing that they won't win the next 9 games? That seems like a safe bet

 

[jvett77]

Remember Hector Neris? The was a lot of talk months ago about how stupid it was to let such an experienced reliever go. He did blow a lot of late inning games for the Phils his last few years here and they ran out of patience, I guess. But he had a few good years, 27 saves in '17 and '19.

Houston (32-18) pitching staff has a 2.28 ERA and Neris is 1-2, 24 games, 2.01 ERA, 10 Holds, 24K, 3BB, only given up 1 HR. Amazing how a change in scenery and coaches can affect one's performance. But it seems the FO fucked up here. Phils are missing a consistent middle reliever among other things.

 

[Retroram52]

Yep jvett. The shithole known as the Dildoes is rapidly becoming a place where careers come to get totally wiped-out. Neris IS having a good year in Houston and good for him. Meanwhile this article pretty much chronicles the horrid May performance of the Dildoes and now Segura is out with a broken finger he got on an attempted bunt last evening. The HITS just keep on coming. Not for the Dildoes though, not literally.

Phillies lose game and second baseman, end miserable May with fifth straight defeat

The Phillies ended a disastrous month of May with their fifth straight loss and an injury to one of their most dependable players. By Jim Salisbury

www.yahoo.com

 

[Cedrique]

The Segura injury may turn out to be a blessing in disguise. Hopefully they will give Bryson Stott a chance for a couple months. So far he has shown zero ability to hit in the majors but based on what he's done in the minors I think he will eventually hit. This might give them an excuse to let him play without worrying about further "seasoning".

 

[jvett77]

The Segura injury may turn out to be a blessing in disguise. Hopefully they will give Bryson Stott a chance for a couple months. So far he has shown zero ability to hit in the majors but based on what he's done in the minors I think he will eventually hit. This might give them an excuse to let him play without worrying about further "seasoning".

You gotta hope for the best for new guys like Stott but in 73 ABs, he’s .123/.178 so I don’t see him busting out even with more playing time. Never can tell though.

 

[jvett77]

Yep jvett. The shithole known as the Dildoes is rapidly becoming a place where careers come to get totally wiped-out. Neris IS having a good year in Houston and good for him. Meanwhile this article pretty much chronicles the horrid May performance of the Dildoes and now Segura is out with a broken finger he got on an attempted bunt last evening. The HITS just keep on coming. Not for the Dildoes though, not literally.

Phillies lose game and second baseman, end miserable May with fifth straight defeat

The Phillies ended a disastrous month of May with their fifth straight loss and an injury to one of their most dependable players. By Jim Salisbury

www.yahoo.com

Mets finished off the Nats in three games 28-5! Phils are going so badly, Nats could clobber us 28-5. But, as Joe stated, “June has to be better…” I feel better now.

 

[jvett77]

“Hits it softly to the right side….” Repetitious line from Phillies announcers. Could be recorded to save time.

 

[Retroram52]

Herrera steals Second and then moves over to Third and there is only one out. Now all they have to do is hit a sacrifice out and Herrera scores. But we have witnessed this scenario one too many times. Dildoes out to an early lead and then the douchebag pitchers find a creative new way to lose yet another game.

 

[Retroram52]

Looks like Maton is playing Second base today and he just laid down a nice bunt to score Herrera. Maybe the Dildoes need some new lubrication.

 

[Retroram52]

Stott is over at Short Stop and Herrera and Realmuto are the tandem in today.

 

[Retroram52]

Camargo is on Second and Maton is on First and we have two outs. Put another ball in-play and we might score some more runs.

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber has not hit a deep ball in a while.

 

[Retroram52]

Maybe Girardi should find another power hitter that makes contact with the ball because Schwarber has been do nothing more than striking or field-out when he is at-bat.

 

[Retroram52]

We should be up at least 4-0 but Girardi doesn't appear to get on these Dildoes about stranding runners like Cholley used to back-in-the-day.