OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[mattola]

and with getting that response he wins twitter. man that is awesome

 

[dash]

I wonder if Rob slipped in his own semen (nice twitter pic)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I wonder if Rob slipped in his own semen (nice twitter pic)

this one is more erotic

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[puckhead]

Cougar attack in Toronto!
very thick cougars, I might add

Police searching for four women after a man was sexually assaulted downtown | Toronto Star

 

[Eddie_Shack]

800 lbs of r*pe!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Eel Removed From Man After Getting Stuck, Chewing Through Colon (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)

I hate it when that happens.

 

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Eel Removed From Man After Getting Stuck, Chewing Through Colon (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)

I hate it when that happens.

That story is both shocking and electrifying Eddie...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

When the teeth hit your brown eye
and it hurts so bad you cry
that's a moray

 

[Wingingit]

When the teeth hit your brown eye
and it hurts so bad you cry
that's a moray

Why....just why!!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I didnt know Richard Gere was filming a movie in China

 

[jstewismybastardson]

A teacher has had his certificate cancelled and has agreed not to teach again in B.C. after admitting to misconduct during a 2009 Grade 7 science class.

The disciplinary decision was released by the B.C. Teacher Regulation Branch Wednesday.

In 2009, David Thomas Hobbs demonstrated a lesson on rock formations during which he positioned a female student on her back on top of some desks with her legs bent. As a joke, he said words to the effect of, “You are the rock and I am the lava, the hot stuff.”

Hobbs then used the student to demonstrate how lava changes by rubbing the girl’s legs from her calves to her buttocks. Hobbs recalls holding the student by the ankle during the demonstration, but has no recollection of touching her in any other way.

STUDENT IN TEARS

The demonstration brought the female student to tears.

Hobbs then had three male students lie on top of one another, after which he squatted lightly on them in order to demonstrate the impact of pressure on the bottom layer of rock. Two of the three male students had objected, but Hobbs encouraged them to participate.

Hobbs then had the female student crawl past them on her hands and knees to be the magma in the demonstration. While the female student initially refused to participate, Hobbs told her, “Just one more, you be the hot stuff this time.”

It was not the first time Hobbs was reprimanded.

Hobbs also had his certificate suspended for three days in 2011 after admitting to inappropriate physical contact with four students at the elementary school where he taught.

The contact included tickling and poking a student, threatening to give a student a “wet willy” (licking one’s finger and sticking it in another person’s ear with a twisting motion), giving a student a “donkey bite” (squeezing another person’s knee on the pressure points) and grabbing and squeezing the shoulders of three students.

The B.C. Teacher Regulation Branch also released two other discipline decisions Wednesday:

SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Ronald Norman Ball admitted to sexually harassing a female teacher by placing his hands on her buttocks against her wishes in 2010. In January, Ball agreed that he will never again apply for a certificate with the Teacher Regulation Branch — his was cancelled in November 2011 because he did not pay his fees — and that he will never again apply for or accept any position of employment anywhere, inside or outside of B.C., that would involve teaching in any capacity people under the age of 18 years.

In July 2011, Ball was found not guilty of sexual interference, sexual assault and sexual exploitation. It was alleged that he grabbed a student’s buttocks while hugging her. At the time of the 2010 allegations, Ball was teaching at a Quesnel high school.

DEMEANING COMMENTS

Albert Doerksen was reprimanded after admitting to making derogatory comments to students in his classes between October 2004 and December 2010. Incidents include writing on an evaluation that the student’s recent work was “surprisingly OK,” making students feel dumb by making comments such as, “Did a Martian zap your brain?” and telling a class that chihuahuas are easier to teach.

Doerksen also lectured and preached too much in class, yelled and slammed books in front of students and discussed private parent complaints in class.

Doerksen’s teaching certificate is valid for employment in public and independent schools until June 30.

Read more: 'I am the lava, the hot stuff': Teacher dismissed for making student lie down and be his touchy-feely volcano

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I have a feeling he will experience a prison yard demonstration of an eruption.

 

[mattola]

Boy Does John Kerry talking about N Korea sound like George W Bush talking about WMD. Thats more scary than N Korea

 

[puckhead]

oh, Texas.

Man Shoots Himself In The Head At NRA 500

 

[Eddie_Shack]

On a street just a few blocks from my house.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

 

[dash]

Hey Eddie, stay dry and best of luck, that looks a little scary.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Nah, it's not too bad... nobody died, just a few neighborhoods were evacuated. My house is safe and dry for sure, but downtown and low lying areas around rivers look pretty spooky.

 

[Eddie_Shack]