OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Eddie_Shack]

No one expects the Spanish approximation!

 

[puckhead]

No one expects the Spanish approximation!

OK, now THAT song will be in my head all day.
Great movie, the first time or the 100th

/it's good to be the

 

[dash]

Does fossilized T-Rex feces qualify for this thread?

Saskatchewan museum sending dinosaur poop to Smithsonian

 

[jstewismybastardson]

maddog must have moved back to the old country

BBC News - Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks

West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".

The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Bad news bear claws apart car in West Vancouver break-in attempt

 

[mattola]

Bad news bear claws apart car in West Vancouver break-in attempt

WTF are people storing in their cars that the bears are trying to get into so bad lol

I can imagine the bears thoughts

"Fuck I heard what they did to Joey and Tom, Jesus I have to get the fuck out of here Im gonna jack this car"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

WTF are people storing in their cars that the bears are trying to get into so bad lol

I can imagine the bears thoughts

"Fuck I heard what they did to Joey and Tom, Jesus I have to get the fuck out of here Im gonna jack this car"

I say them bears are finally trying to get back at Goldilocks for the shit she pulled on them

 

[Comeds]

Bears havent been happy since the term 'bear' has been used to describe a certain type of homosexual.

 

[dash]

Another beary close call...

Bear's head finally freed from jar after lengthy ordeal

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Oh, bother.

 

[Comeds]

Friday is Take Your Dog To Work day. I wonder if I should ask if my new workplace is participating or should I just show up with my dog.

 

[forty_three]

Friday is Take Your Dog To Work day. I wonder if I should ask if my new workplace is participating or should I just show up with my dog.

If it's on a calendar somewhere then it's a right. They can't do anything. You should also know that according to my calendar Thursday is "wear a pickle in your nose" day.

 

[dash]

You should also know that according to my calendar Thursday is "wear a pickle in your nose" day.

That's everyday for Brad Marchand.

Hey-oh!

 

[Comeds]

If it's on a calendar somewhere then it's a right. They can't do anything. You should also know that according to my calendar Thursday is "wear a pickle in your nose" day.

In my head I imagine sitting stuck in traffic at the tunnel on Friday and looking around at all the other cars around me and seeing dogs in most of them. I think of that and I smile to myself.

 

[forty_three]

In my head I imagine sitting stuck in traffic at the tunnel on Friday and looking around at all the other cars around me and seeing dogs in most of them. I think of that and I smile to myself.

Or drivers with pickles in their noses.

 

[Comeds]

Or drivers with pickles in their noses.

No, because I said Friday and you said that holiday was on Thursday. Plus, I am not even sure your holiday is real. The one I mentioned is real because it was created by a defunct pet supply company.

 

[Comeds]

Saturday afternoon I usually have a sandwich made up of the remainders of food we ate during the week. I call it mm t leftover sandwich. Sometimes its a good combination, other times not so good. Today it was baked chicken, grilledf asparagus, and falafel.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I bet it sucks when you don't finish your bowl of cereal in the morning.

 

[puckhead]

???

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Woman's Breast Implant Explodes After Playing Game For 4 Hours on iPhone