OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Why couldn't Germany free the monkey and lock up Biebs?

Justin Bieber's pet monkey becomes property of Germany

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Why couldn't Germany free the monkey and lock up Biebs?

Justin Bieber's pet money becomes property of Germany

Look for people to change in their lighters for LED lit iphones and for them to start shouting FREEMONKEY! at concerts.

Times they are a changin.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

This is sure to attract the attention of C.L.I.T. (Coalition for Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers), maybe even the L.A.B.I.A. (Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes).

 

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Why take a Porsche when you can take the bus

Porsche 'forgotten' on ferry in Tsawwassen by not so swift driver

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Why take a Porsche when you can take the bus

Porsche 'forgotten' on ferry in Tsawwassen by not so swift driver

maybe it tried to attack him so he left it there

Woman run over 3 times by own car | Weird | News | Calgary Sun

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Woman Killed, Sheriff's Deputy Shot at Sterling Costco | NBC4 Washington

NBCWashington ‏@nbcwashington 8m Woman killed at Sterling, Va Costco was handing out samples, reportedly acting strangely and threatened police with knife.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

on that note i was at my local costco and they were giving out samples of sliced beets out of a jar ... who wants that shit!@??! figure it out costco!!!

 

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on that note i was at my local costco and they were giving out samples of sliced beets out of a jar ... who wants that shit!@??! figure it out costco!!!

I blame that purple fricken dinosaur...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

on that note i was at my local costco and they were giving out samples of sliced beets out of a jar ... who wants that shit!@??! figure it out costco!!!

I would want to shoot people too if someone tried to give me canned beets.

 

[dare2be]

I blame that purple fricken dinosaur...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Judge Orders Psychological Exam For Man Charged With Molesting Pet Peacock « CBS Chicago

To be fair, the incident happened after Walkom waved the goal off.

 

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Judge Orders Psychological Exam For Man Charged With Molesting Pet Peacock « CBS Chicago

To be fair, the incident happened after Walkom waved the goal off.

ESCORTED!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

ESCORTED!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Pshhh... did you see how that peacock was dressed? He was asking for it.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

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Atlanta Hawks facing tampering charges over ticket advertisment

 

[elocomotive]

Atlanta Hawks facing tampering charges over ticket advertisment

Move them to Winnipeg!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

'I think it was a chicken s--- idea,' says homeless man as Abbotsford mayor apologizes for manure mess

yes ... yes it was


On Tuesday morning city workers pulled up to the green space along the railway tracks not far from the Salvation Army's Centre of Hope and began dumping chicken manure on the ground to deter the homeless from camping there

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Detroit police respond after students walking to school film naked man having sex with dog

Must have been one laid back pit bull.

 

[puckhead]

Spanish build submarine that's too heavy to resurface

A new, Spanish-designed submarine has a weighty problem: The vessel is more than 70 tons too heavy, and officials fear if it goes out to sea, it will not be able to surface.

And a former Spanish official says the problem can be traced to a miscalculation — someone apparently put a decimal point in the wrong place.


d'oh!