OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dare2be]

Snow plow falls into hole in downtown Columbus

Icy and slick roads are even a problem for plow trucks. A plow has fallen into a hole outside the Franklin County Common Pleas Courthouse.

abc6onyourside.com

Cleanup going well

Always trying to keep up. Imitation and all that.

 

[Comeds]

This dive was to see this wreck.
And an octopus got pissed off at my kid for being a bit too nosy.

SS Antilla (1939) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Nazi shipwreck, cool. Did you get any new pieces for your collection?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

31 dead in WNY, more than the Blizzard of 77.

Something tells me people won’t be as upset about the President flying off to USVI during a natural disaster as they were about a senator running off to Cancun though.

Biden heading to U.S. Virgin Islands to relax between holidays

U.S. President Joe Biden on Tuesday was headed a place very familiar to him -- the U.S. Virgin Islands -- to enjoy some downtime and warmer weather and to ring in a new year with family.

www.ctvnews.ca

 

[dash]

Nope.

 

[sbb122]

Nope.

 

[thedddd]

Darren Pang approved event.

 

[sbb122]

Darren Pang approved event.

Thus event had a food truck that only served spicy mayo sandwiches and celery sticks.

 

[dare2be]

Thus event had a food truck that only served spicy mayo sandwiches and celery sticks with cream cheese..

Fixed

 

[Comeds]

Ants on a log, fun snack for everyone. Brightens everyone's day.

 

[dare2be]

Ants on a log, fun snack for everyone. Brightens everyone's day.

Those aren't ants. They're termites.

 

[puckhead]

looks like he's thinking way too hard.
also, to the question maker.... friday afternoon, 4:58

 

[dare2be]

looks like he's thinking way too hard.
also, to the question maker.... friday afternoon, 4:58

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I understand his confusion. They're all men, or built like men.

 

[thedddd]

I understand his confusion. They're all men, or built like men.

This is the base of his confusion.

Andy Murray They/Them
Roger Federer She/Her
John McEnroe It/itself
Serena Williams He/Him

 

[dash]

looks like he's thinking way too hard.
also, to the question maker.... friday afternoon, 4:58

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YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

 

[Comeds]

I dont think Serena looks like a man.
In fact to me she may be just what I would be looking for in the upcoming apocalypse. Shes pretty enough. She could probably really help out around the compound. And she could probably help protect the compound from invaders, I bet shes great with an ax. Plus I'd feel safe lying in bed next to her.
Lets face it, sure Allison Janney and Toni Collette would be great in the apocalypse workshopping my re-write of The Odd Couple, but I am not sure either one of them will be able to properly step up if danger arises.

 

[mattola]

 

[Comeds]

They are making a Bowfinger 2?

 

[elocomotive]

Lets face it, sure Allison Janney and Toni Collette would be great

I feel like there is a group of only 7-8 people in the world who have this same fantasy. I, for one, hope that @Comeds finds those soulmates someday. And maybe... against all odds... finds himself the meat in a Janney/Collette sandwich on his journey. Find your truth, young man.

In the meantime, the Maryland State Police would appreciate it if you stopped wanking every time a Kaiser Permanente radio ad comes on your car radio. It's dangerous and indecent.

 

[thedddd]

How did that guy running not get hit?

 

[Comeds]

At a prestigious upstate New York all girls college, Valerie Dorsey is framed for cheating and placed on academic probation.

"She's my niece, she doesn't cheat. I just wish I cod help her."
"There's nothing you can do, it's an all women college. Men aren't even allowed in campus."
"Don't worry Val, Uncle Michael is coming"

That's right America, your favorite crossdresser is back! Dustin Hoffman stars as Michael Dorsey as Dorothy Michaels in Tootsie 2 Coed Chaos!

All your favorites are back! Jessica Lange, Geena Davis, Bill Murray, and CGI versions of Charles Durning and Teri Garr. Tootsie 2 Coed Chaos coming this fall, only on Peacock!