OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Comeds]

How does she feel about the McRib?

Not sure she's ever had one. Might be a good experiment. Buy one and rewrap it and say it's from a smokehouse or something.
Might get me killed too

 

[forty_three]

In this area you're probably right. However my wife being from Texas she is used slow cooked brisket, not pit beef, so Mission is far more in line with what she looks for. Having said that, she likes it more than me but not too much either.
What they call BBQ here drives her crazy. It might be actual BBQ, it might be pit beef, or some places in MD even call sloppy joe BBQ. Thats a sure fire way to piss her off! lol

I got the brisket and it had no flavor on it's own.

Plus I had to specify if I wanted it regular or moist. Which felt odd.

 

[thedddd]

maybe Chris Kattan bought them

Not sure many people got my reference?

 

[Comeds]

I got the brisket and it had no flavor on it's own.

Plus I had to specify if I wanted it regular or moist. Which felt odd.

Regular or moist might have scared me off. Lol

"I'm going to run out to my car, be right back...."

 

[forty_three]

Regular or moist might have scared me off. Lol

When he asked, I immediately turned to my wife who was doing everything she she could to avoid eye contact with me. So much so that she missed the explanation and had to get it again when she ordered her brisket.

 

[forty_three]

REGULAR OR MOIST?

 

[buffhockey]

It was bound to happen.



And probably has happened before..

 

[thedddd]

It was bound to happen.



And probably has happened before.

The reason he got caught Milton didn’t but the office down.

 

[thedddd]

RIP

 

[forty_three]

RIP

Oh man. RIP

What a titan.

 

[dare2be]

It was bound to happen.



And probably has happened before..

Would've worked too if he didn't get the decimal place wrong.

 

[Comeds]

RIP

I'm sorry she's gone but 93 is pretty good. Plus I know she was a product of her time but some of her interviews with homosexual entertainers were pretty awful.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'm sorry she's gone but 93 is pretty good. Plus I know she was a product of her time but some of her interviews with homosexual entertainers were pretty awful.

Look up her interview with Norm MacDonald on The View and have a good laugh.

/she seemed very upset at Corey Feldman for suggesting Hollywood was filled with pedo’s, too.

 

[Comeds]

I was outside talking to my neighbor Bob about the wildlife we see on our street at times. Fox, squirrels, rabbits etc. We must have been pointing up and down the street because our new neighbors, who moved in 5 months ago, walked over and asked if we were talking about people cutting Christmas lights. We told them what we were talking about and she told us it looks like someone cut their Christmas lights and asked did we know anything about it. Bob suggested "maybe a squirrel bit through them" and they wandered off.
Great Bob, now I'm 100% sure the neighbors think we cut their Christmas lights for some reason....

 

[Comeds]

Look up her interview with Norm MacDonald on The View and have a good laugh.

/she seemed very upset at Corey Feldman for suggesting Hollywood was filled with pedo’s, too.

Clinton jokes, Liz Dole impersonation, or both?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Clinton jokes, Liz Dole impersonation, or both?

Both baby, both.

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

Both baby, both.

So good! Never saw them before. The "I'm not a homosexual, as you well know" followed by "I'd have sex with you while you're awake" - great stuff

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Comeds]

medieval condom