OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dare2be]

I don’t like having to shout at them

Is that the Canadian spelling for "shoot"?

 

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Is that the Canadian spelling for "shoot"?

Shout first and ask questions later.

 

[sbb122]

Shout first and ask questions later.

These are the things I can do without…

 

[thedddd]

Just remember this guy probably voted if gators didn't eat him.

 

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Just remember this guy probably voted if gators didn't eat him.

Do you remember the guy at the swamp who had the handle thelizardking? I think he was a Penguins fan as well.

 

[thedddd]

Do you remember the guy at the swamp who had the handle thelizardking? I think he was a Penguins fan as well.

Actually I avoided most of the swamp outside the penguin board, so unfortunately no.

But have a feeling that was him?

 

[thedddd]

I know @forty_three is a friend of this lazy bones.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is for not getting Sundin a winger who could score for 10 fucking years.

 

[thedddd]

Tunnel discovered beneath temple may lead to Cleopatra's tomb, archaeologist says

Kathleen Martinez, an archaeologist at the University of Santo Domingo, has been searching for the lost tomb of Cleopatra for nearly 20 years. Now she believes she's made a pivotal breakthrough.

www.cnn.com

 

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[sbb122]

How fucked up was she?!?

 

[Comeds]

I'm sure shes fine, probably an inner ear issue. Poor thing

 

[dare2be]

I'm sure shes fine, probably an inner ear issue. Poor thing

I guess she really had to vertigo.

 

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[dare2be]

Yeah, I've had nights at the bar like that in my youth.

 

[forty_three]

Gallagher, watermelon-smashing comedian, dead at 76 | CNN

Comedian Gallagher, best known for his watermelon-smashing comedy routine and many popular specials in the 1980s, died Friday morning, according his manager Craig Marquardo. He was 76.

www.cnn.com

The gimmick smashy stuff was lame, but I thought some of his standup was actually pretty good.

Goodnight, funny man

 

[Comeds]

Gallagher, watermelon-smashing comedian, dead at 76 | CNN

Comedian Gallagher, best known for his watermelon-smashing comedy routine and many popular specials in the 1980s, died Friday morning, according his manager Craig Marquardo. He was 76.

www.cnn.com

The gimmick smashy stuff was lame, but I thought some of his standup was actually pretty good.

Goodnight, funny man

Oh no, which one? Him or his brother Gallagher?

 

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[Comeds]

Oh no, which one? Him or his brother Gallagher?

If that did not make sense - I think the story was Gallagher's brother was in financial trouble and Gallagher was having surgery so he taught his brother the act so he could tour while Gallagher was recuperating. He was supposed to tour as Gallagher Too! and stop when Gallagher was better. Gallagher Too! decided not to stop and realized he could draw more without the Too! so he dropped that. Then the two brothers sued each other. Nice stuff.

Not my cup of tea, but unless there is a influence I am unaware of, he came up with something pretty different that a lot of people liked in the late 70s and 80s.