OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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We're not pimps Chuck, we're love brokers

 

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[mattola]

ShawnRocker??

 

[mattola]

Is he still faster than a speeding bullet?

One day, Superman is flying around Metropolis when he sees Wonder Woman lying on the roof of the Hall of Justice – buck naked, spread eagle, writhing and moaning with pleasure. She’s clearly enjoying herself.

Turned on and feeling extremely horny, he flies down, whips out his super thing, and rocks Wonder Woman’s world with more power than a locomotive.

Finished, he rolls over with a contented sigh, and asks Wonder Woman, “Was that as good for you as it was for me?”

Spoiler: Punchline

Wonder Woman replies, “It was great, but I don’t think The Invisible Man is ever going to walk again.”

 

[buffhockey]

I thought it was interesting..

Spoiler

 

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[Comeds]

I was feeling overwhelmed earlier. Depressed, sad, and tired. But then I saw Father Stu is on Netflix. All is well now.

 

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[elocomotive]

"Apply within?!? Hey... I thought the sign said it was just a hand job."

 

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"Apply within?!? Hey... I thought the sign said it was just a hand job."

My wife and I made a commitment to get healthy. The only time we smoke is after sex. I've been on the same pack since 1973.
What bothers me is that she's up to two packs a day.

 

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Good Canadian lads

 

[puckhead]

 

[sbb122]

I was watching this live earlier today and this was quite possibly the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in a race

 

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I'm not that superstitious, but I'd be staying away from #3 in NASCAR.

 

[Comeds]

My wife is in Texas so I'm spending my evening with another lovely woman, Ms Allison Janney. Sweet sweet Lou.

 

[forty_three]

Was in MD for yet another cousin's wedding (kid of my cousin, actually) and the groom and best man met when they both attended Delaware University. In the toast the Best man described the groom as "the second most famous graduate of DU behind that guy who is president" and someone at a table on the bride's side actually booed. The best man continued and noted that the groom works for DNR in wildlife control at Andrews Air Force base. A job that the best man described as "assassinates birds for the President" and the same guy said "Let's go Brandon!". No one laughed except maybe one or two people at that table. The bride shot him a death look, so fortunately he shut up.

At a fucking wedding. That's some major commitment to being a shit head.

 

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Was in MD for yet another cousin's wedding (kid of my cousin, actually) and the groom and best man met when they both attended Delaware University. In the toast the Best man described the groom as "the second most famous graduate of DU behind that guy who is president" and someone at a table on the bride's side actually booed. The best man continued and noted that the groom works for DNR in wildlife control at Andrews Air Force base. A job that the best man described as "assassinates birds for the President" and the same guy said "Let's go Brandon!". No one laughed except maybe one or two people at that table. The bride shot him a death look, so fortunately he shut up.

At a fucking wedding. That's some major commitment to being a shit head.

43 stepping in to settle any wedding skirmishes

 

[puckhead]

Was in MD for yet another cousin's wedding (kid of my cousin, actually) and the groom and best man met when they both attended Delaware University. In the toast the Best man described the groom as "the second most famous graduate of DU behind that guy who is president" and someone at a table on the bride's side actually booed. The best man continued and noted that the groom works for DNR in wildlife control at Andrews Air Force base. A job that the best man described as "assassinates birds for the President" and the same guy said "Let's go Brandon!". No one laughed except maybe one or two people at that table. The bride shot him a death look, so fortunately he shut up.

At a fucking wedding. That's some major commitment to being a shit head.

that was my biggest sociological concern when cheeto von fuckface kept getting further along in the race.

he made being a racist asshole something that didn't have to hide in the weeds anymore.
being an insufferable douchebag was something to be proud of, because you were emulating dear leader.

it has sunk the good ol' USA, and I fear it is irreversible.

 

[forty_three]

it has sunk the good ol' USA, and I fear it is irreversible.

Big problem for sure, but anecdotally I can report that when this happened I was sat next to my Brother in Law a "Don't raise taxes and leave my guns alone" Republican his whole life. When this happened he said (to me and my sister at our table) "What a fucking idiot". Later my niece (his daughter), said he cancelled his NRA membership and voted for Biden because of the extremists.

They're the ones who live in SC so he sees some pretty harsh examples of it. And is apparently sick of it. So maybe not irreversible

I'm still gonna avoid talking politics with him just in case.

 

[puckhead]

reminder that the reason she is famous was for fucking Brandy's brother.

however, now launching a private equity firm (already with SEC fines under her belt)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/sec-kardashian-fine-1.6603852