OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dare2be]

So you're saying we can defend from these hurricanes by directing the jet stream toward them. Where's my sharpie?

 

[Comeds]

I want some of what my brother was drinking last night. His wife had visitors from Houston in town last night so they went to the Orioles-Astros game. Around 10pm I start getting texts from him saying how stupid the Orioles were for trying a double steal while up by 4. I wasn't watching so I ignored it.
This morning I got more texts so I responded that it was the 6th and we have blown 4 run leads before so I get it. His response was "no, it was dumb and cost us".
So goofing around I look it up and the double steal last night worked. Both runners safe. No other double steal attempts in the game.

Edit- he's still adamant that a runner was out and the whole section was saying the double steal was dumb

 

[Comeds]

Wow, unranked Donda Academy just upset Georgia Tech!

 

[forty_three]

That was no accident.

 

[dash]

That was no accident.

Brutus takes off his head and it's Art Schlichter...

 

[forty_three]

Study: The Cities that Swear the Most in the U.S.

We wanted to know which U.S. cities use the foulest language, so we surveyed 1,500 residents of the 30 largest metropolitan areas on their swearing habits.

preply.com

Fuck yeah!

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Is he still faster than a speeding bullet?

 

[thedddd]

Kentucky where their family trees are straight lines.

 

[dare2be]

I can never watch these videos all the way to the end. It becomes painful.

 

[Comeds]

This is good stuff. Rickman was so great.

He wrote of decent working relationships with the films’ directors, but can be highly critical of the results: Sorcerer’s Stone, on the big screen, “acquires a scale and depth that matches the hideous score by John Williams,” with the afterparty being “much more fun.”

After seeing Half-Blood Prince, he complained of “the need to bang the three Davids’ heads [Harry Potter producers David Heyman and David Barron, and director David Yates] against the nearest wall. I get the character development and the spiffing effects (dazzling), but where is the story????”

on his young co-stars (Daniel Radcliffe might not be “really an actor but he will undoubtedly direct/produce” while “Emma [Watson]’s diction is this side of Albania at times”)

Read This: Alan Rickman's diaries reveal his less-than-flattering opinions about Harry Potter

Read This: Alan Rickman's diaries reveal his less-than-flattering opinions about Harry Potter

www.avclub.com

 

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[forty_three]

When you figure it out, let me know. I stumbled over something recently and now all my suggestions are mega right wing political memes (Read: shitty memes) and all kinds of news about how electric cars are going to kill us all.

Update - the other day co workers were saying they were going to a new Mexican restaurant so I went to check out the menu to see if I wanted to join them.

Now half my feed is right wing crap but in spanish.

 

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It hurt like a sumbitch...

 

[forty_three]

It hurt like a sumbitch...

Amateurs.

I had these downright suicidal pedal cages on my race bike because the guy who made them lived in my town and sold them out of the shop I rode for.

I also still have a gouge in my shin from them. Which is notable because there was a quarter inch of dense padding in the shins of the pants I wore as part of my racing uniform. Was hell if something went wrong, but they kept your feet on the pedals come hell or high water 99% of the time. My shoes had semi-circles cut into the soles from them.

 

[thedddd]

It hurt like a sumbitch...

 

[dash]

I don't know which was worse, the pedal in the shin or jamming the butt end of your stick in your gut as the blade hit the curb during a game of road hockey.

 

[puckhead]

I'm assuming the coke was for Calgary, and the meth for Edmonton

MSN

www.msn.com

 

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NSFW - language